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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Tips Ajak Awek Beromen

                         (nie awek hamzah ian)<----aku tipu


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Seorang jejaka yang tak berapa hensome bernama  NAZ ingin mengayat aweknya supaya dia dapat tidur dengannya.

Naz : Awak, saya ada satu teka teki....

Awek : Apa dia?

Naz : Apa benda, tiada kanan atau kiri, tiada atas tiada bawah, tiada tengah tiada tepi, tiada awal tiada akhir ?

Awek : Ish, tak tau lah, I give up.

Naz : Itulah cinta saya pada awak....

Awek : Betul ke.... he he he. (merah gak lah pipi dia)

Naz : Awak, sudi tak awak teman saya di rumah malam ni?

Awek : Boleh, tapi awak kena jawap teka teki saya dulu.

Naz : Ok

Awek : Apa benda, bila dipegang sedap, tapi bila dirasa tak sedap?

Naz : Emm, tak tau lah.

Awek : Itulah tapak tangan saya (lalu awek tu melempang Naz yang yang tak hensome itu dan terus blah)



Tips ini tak berguna ok....so jangan la korang semua nak beromen jer.., nak beromen kawin cepat2...tapikan aku nak kawin awal bulan 5 nie bukan bererti aku nak beromen..hahahahah.

 kalau  berpacaran tue jangan tunggu lama2..bak kata lagu ana raffali la ek..

nak baca cerita berpacaran klik SINI



Moral Of The Story

" Jangan La Buat Maksiat"



"cerita ini ialah rekaan semata-mata yang di ambil dari asscrewz dan di edit untuk balas dendam terhadap orang gila bernama Nazirulhazwan yang sawan"


Nama Naz di ambil di SINI

Sekian...Peace (~_^)v






P/S : Korang kalau lucah2 suka jer ek...sori, hanya gurauan




60 Comments
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60 comments:

EZAN IDMA said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha ;p

ciKmOt said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

eh mariam ogawa...hang minat dia ek ujang...diam2 ja noh...

iqbalhakimi said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha..smartlah..aku nak try... =P

Cik Eka said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahaahahaha..lawak lah..
erm tak lama lagi bulan 5 tu..hahaha

D`littleye said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

sengal blog angah..hahahahahaha

Dim Benihana said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

bulan 5, alah xyh la cover2...keke

Qaseh dalia adelia said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha naz kena lempang

Anisa Hang Tuah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

tak pasal2 si naz kena pelempang.kahkahkahkah

Cikziee said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha..ngokngek je..

Wahh bulan 5 tak lama lagi 2 jgn lupe jmpot ye.. (:

Along Usop said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

wakakakakak.. pompuan tu merah muke blushing..

naz merah muke kene pelempang.. keh3.. =p

Cik Tqah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

merapu tol ko ni ujang.. ade info baru kt blog aku.. jum terjah

http://atieshaadriana.blogspot.com/2011/02/10-perkara-yang-anda-perlu-tahu.html

azureEn said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

tak tahan btol bace alasan nak kawen tu. hish.

darxniq said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

perghhh...geng asscrewz?

aDisH.sHidA said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

naz gila sawan ke kamu yang gila sawan ni ujang hahahahhaaa

syuwai said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

miahahaha.. dendam dah terbalas la ni??

kay_are said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

nasib kne lempang je si naz

azureen yazid said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang2x..
kalo naz bc nie..

BRO_MONDAY said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang : ujang oh ujang, yu punye entry laik olweis lah, macam harem!!!
wah!!!!! ada tips baik punye ni!!! koh koh koh tapi sib baik lah ini hanya gurauan nak kene rakan semata-mata!!! adeh~ bat ai laik it so mac...lawak dol...sudahnanye kene penampar! baik jugak teka-teki si awek bagi tu...

p/s : Sila lah BW ye...tengkiu...
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hamzah ian said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

owww

husna mukhtar said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

wow

mOoN said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ades...baguslah awek tu...padan muka naz...hahaha...

d_tieah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Sengal..
Nasib baik aku bukan lelaki..
Nampak kan kebijaksaan org perempuan ni..
Hahahaha..

Latest entry : 6 Masalah Cinta Terhangat

AizA Si LovEmoNEy said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahha.. kalau yang lurus bendul.. gerenti oppositekan meaning entri ni... tanpa baca sampai habis...
hahahahahaha

missSenget said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

camne nk ajak boipren romen plak???

nazirulhazwan~ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

BODO ANG NI UJANG, MANE ADE GADIS AKN TOLAK TAWARANAKU.HAHAHAHA

THE LEKAT LEKIT STORY said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

bln 5 nak kawen ekk.. jgn lupa yer jemput

misza said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

semoga menjadi cth pd awek yang lain.

Syafiq Rosli said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha..teruk2..

yna fazlyna said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kcian kne pelempang..tu ar gatal lagi..

Along Usop said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

mister Naz dah marii... cabott!!.. wakakakakk =p

princesslaling said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujangs yg GATAL!!hahaha

Budak Botak said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ha3, dapat pelempang free...

EmanCloud said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

aishhh ape da entri ni cian kak ozawa hahaha

Hanim Mahali said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaha.... memang tu sebabnya ujang nak kawen... opsss...

qasehraihan said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

gila betul dia. ni..haha

MIZZ SUE said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

adoi..sakit ni

MIZZ SUE said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

adoi..sakit ni

arep_lockermonth said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha :P

Mizz Farah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ahaha...kan da kena lempangg...hee

Aku Ibu Muda said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang bukan x sabar nak beromen, tapi x sabar nak buat anak kannnn....haha

*eh..macam sama je!*

CikBulat said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaha ! sukanya aku citer nie. perghh. padan muka Naz. hahaha. ! eh wey, sedapnya nama aku? Nyah Bulat? hahaha

mimizuzuhaha said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

bestnya kene lempang hahaha

E.d.Y said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

makin 18sx tgk blog ni

Hanis MY said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ya ampunnn pengsan baca tajuk haha.. terbaik la dialog tu bagus betul ada maksud tersirat gitu..terima kasih uztaz ujang huahua...

lionteen said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha. bgus awek tu lempng naz gatai. hehe

Admin said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kah kah kah.. kenakan bro naz balik rupenya.. XD

A.s.t.i.n.a said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Jangggg!!! sianla kat waif tu nanti..

yad'z said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaha... tak masal kene pelempang..


*uikkkss, awek tu bukan ujang ke? hahaha... kiddin2..

~eZmALiZa~ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ape la sengal sgt entri nie..haahhaha... :D

Biela Sapine said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Hahaha. Cayaa lahh

IMANSHAH said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

erk..eh lucah tu takpe..bahagia kan..haha

niesz said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha..terbaik la!

sedey nye..jom bc cni :interview untuk cari penguli tepung rupanya..hampeh!!

Amira Naddia said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

weh..aku nie da dlm kategori wajib kawen sejak umor aku 16 thun lg

ko nk kawen dgn kak yana bulan 5 nie? aku nk jd tetamu vvip buleh?!!

athirah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

apsal ak rs mcm ko ske bt dialog? hahahhahahahaha

Encik Tikus said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

perghhh

wany said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

huhuhu...lawak siot

wany said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

huhuhu...lawak siot

NURUL ATIKA said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

tabik spring kat awek tuh !

saiazuan said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ha padan muke~

Solihin Zubir said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

thanx ujang..
pasni bleh la aku praktik kt awek2 yg dok ajak aku tido umah diorang tu..

wakakaka..

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