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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Besar Sangat..!! (13sx)

Ada seorang perempuan melayu yang kecik ketot bernama TIA khawin dengan  pak arap gergasi bernama SYED....


Al-kisahnnya...malam pertama dorang selepas kawin..

TIA  : abang jom msk bilik

Syed ; nak buat apa sayang

TIA : ala..tolong la ayang jap..ayang ngantok..

Syed : erm.., ok2..hee

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 Keadaan dalam bilik...,

 TIA : abang , tolong la masukkan..takkan tak muat...( dengan penuh manja)

Syed : abang dah bengkokkan ni sayang...tapi kenapa susah nak masukkan jugak..*siap berpeluh-peluh

TIA : aaahhhh,....tak muatla abang....besar sangat ker..

Syed : besar la pulak tilam ni.., tu tak muat kot

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mereka masih tak berjaya nak memasukkan cadar ke katil mereka....kerana tilam tu besar sangat...jadi mereka pun tidur di katil tanpa cadar...kesian Tia

 
 Sekian..Peace (~_^)v


" diedit menggunakan nama kawan-kawan dengan kebenaran, idea cerita koleksi simpanan aku"


Moral of Story
- siapa sedia awal-awal katil sebelum kawin
- jangan salah beli barang nanti tak muat
- nak beromen kawin dulu..hahahahah



P/S : Rindu pulak aku dekat template blog lama...('',)


61 Orang Memberi Komen & Pendapat

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faraa halim delete March 22, 2011 at 3:33 PM

mmbuat kn aku nk pikir bukan2 haha

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SyedGraphix Dot Com delete March 22, 2011 at 3:36 PM

HAHAHAA! cesss XD ..ke lain da ak pk nih.

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Unknown delete March 22, 2011 at 3:38 PM

hahahhaha...aku dh blh agak dh...

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c-tea delete March 22, 2011 at 3:40 PM

adoi..orang nak kahwin ni memang macam2 kan dalam kepale otak tu...hahaha..ujang..ujang..jangan terkentut masa malam pertama sudah..hahaha..kang yana hilang selera pulak..hahahahaha...

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Anonymous delete March 22, 2011 at 3:42 PM

ades double meaning la haha~

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FadhDeela delete March 22, 2011 at 3:44 PM

ampeh ujang....dah agakk dah msti dia nak wat lawak last2 tu :P

Meh sini: Tolong Terima Bile Org Tegur!!

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Qaseh Dalia delete March 22, 2011 at 3:44 PM

apsal tetiba otak fikir lain ek ..dah matang kot haha ..bengong

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Anonymous delete March 22, 2011 at 3:46 PM

dua kali bace title, baru perasan 13SX.

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MizzTina delete March 22, 2011 at 3:46 PM

buleh double meaning nih...sengal tul..

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Ain Shdn delete March 22, 2011 at 3:51 PM

nasib otak aku suci. HAHAHA. rindu aku?

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apezs shah delete March 22, 2011 at 3:54 PM

ujang ni gilerh la...
mentang2 nak kawen..

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man yusoef delete March 22, 2011 at 3:55 PM

tak pasal2 aku pikir bukan2...dem ko ujang...bnyk btol koleksi cerita rakyat ko...hahaha

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Isteri Encek Bard delete March 22, 2011 at 3:57 PM

lagi entry gatal dari ujang.. nampak beno gatalnyer.. ekekek

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:: cikNuurul :: delete March 22, 2011 at 3:58 PM

weee,kesiannyer,..aku pon turut rindu la ujang!,.hurrmm,.

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eima delete March 22, 2011 at 4:05 PM

cadar single ke ape ...
sabo tinggal 2 bulan je lagi dik oi ..asah ..asah ..asah...

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najwa's delete March 22, 2011 at 4:13 PM

waduh, gatai. :P

a'ah..template lama cun! :))

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Anim Azhari delete March 22, 2011 at 4:15 PM

bahaya klu tak bace entri ni sampai abis..muahahaha

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Syafiq Rosli delete March 22, 2011 at 4:18 PM

haha..gle lah..kuning dah otak aku..haha

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emarieys delete March 22, 2011 at 4:24 PM

ish3x..tak sabor benor nak kawen yer...

so, pandai2lah...hehehe...

wah, berwajah baru....

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Raden delete March 22, 2011 at 4:27 PM

kalo aku blasah je..ade cadar ke tak..malam prtame mesti on..haha

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putribongsu delete March 22, 2011 at 4:28 PM

moral no 3 tu mmg takleh belah!! :P

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Biela Sapine delete March 22, 2011 at 4:44 PM

Sebelum habis cete otak berputar dengan pemikiran yang bukan bukan. Hahaha

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fyna ahmad delete March 22, 2011 at 4:46 PM

hahahaha...mmg dasar jahat la si ujang nih..rosak pemikiran i nih...
;p


moral : bace story smpai abih...

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Unknown delete March 22, 2011 at 4:53 PM

ni mesti cadar yg org hadiah ni. hehe

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Nadyahoney delete March 22, 2011 at 4:57 PM

xabis2 cte y hampir membuatkan org pikir lain..hakhakhak..well, paham..org tu nak kawen dah kan..:-p

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two_dots delete March 22, 2011 at 5:02 PM

ceishh , bahaya baca bila terbabas cket . hampir hampir pkir lain tadi . hee~

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AnakPakZohar delete March 22, 2011 at 5:14 PM

yeahh... aku tak pikir ape2.. aku suci... wakakaakka.... blog ko yang makin berat or tenet aku yang slow??


<---- rindu kat vespa ko..ahahaha

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HanisLazimAndTheShaklee delete March 22, 2011 at 5:25 PM

moral of the story yg ke3 tu best ..heee

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Anonymous delete March 22, 2011 at 5:26 PM

wahh..suda bertukar wajah... :)

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Luqman Zakaria delete March 22, 2011 at 5:41 PM

hahah! x pk bukan bukan pon k!hehe

btw semard blog~

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eyna azmi delete March 22, 2011 at 5:43 PM

ingat tak mo baca tadi sebab 18sx ...
tapi terbaca jugak ... dah terbaca tu kena la komen kan ...

ujang ko buat suspen aku jek .. sengal

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Tasha delete March 22, 2011 at 6:00 PM

UJANG NI...... MEMANG MCM NI EK.

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Tasha delete March 22, 2011 at 6:02 PM

HAHAHA....PATUTLAH TAK PERNAH TGK UJANG UPDATE BLOG DALAM DASHBOARD. RUPANYA BELUM FOLLOW. TERUK BETUL~
TAPI SELALU JUGA i MASUK SINI WALAUPUN LOM FOLLOW EK

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Unknown delete March 22, 2011 at 6:16 PM

bukak2 je pelik. sapekah ini. tak nampak vespa pun. haha

ok balik pada entry.

kau hampir2 menjejaskan otak suci aku =,=

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Tasha delete March 22, 2011 at 6:19 PM

sajenak share story: sebab I baru jer fllow ujang walaupun dah lama baca blog dia. hehee

http://natasha1987.blogspot.com/2011/03/kesilapan-manusia-bukan-kesilapan.html

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logorithm delete March 22, 2011 at 6:56 PM

Betul ker mereka 'tido' jer atas katil pada malam pertama? Projek tak jadik ker? Esoknya mak mertua tak periksa cadar ker?

Buwehehehe...

Jom layan >>> 筷子

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NadiRah delete March 22, 2011 at 7:15 PM

lucah2!! lucah!! lucah!!
same je uncle john ngan ujang...
hahahha!!!!

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Cikrosecute delete March 22, 2011 at 7:22 PM

Lucah sikit....Tapi lawak...untuk malam pertama kena beli cadar betul2..he..he..tak la tidur tak pakai cadar..

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APi delete March 22, 2011 at 7:57 PM

kehkehkeh..
syed ngan tia dua-dua dah pk ke lain..

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qasehraihan delete March 22, 2011 at 8:16 PM

kahkahkah..kamu mmg gila la..
ingat apa yg xmuat td..ahakss

psst~!zaki xdtg ke??haha

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shahjiehan delete March 22, 2011 at 9:14 PM

oh ujang..jgn la camni..uhuk3


agak melucahkan..huhuhu

jom baca dan komen 7 perkara ganjil yang menimpa mayat

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kay_are delete March 22, 2011 at 10:29 PM

entah2 zaki pun stim bace entri ni.. ye x? ahakz!

sehari x lucah memang xleh eh? huu

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Misz-ella delete March 22, 2011 at 10:42 PM

template blog lama lagi mesra pembaca la jang

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abadi romeo delete March 22, 2011 at 10:51 PM

hampeh ko jang..den RPM den dah naik mendadak...potong la...

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Ct Arina delete March 24, 2011 at 10:42 AM

wey jang, template lame cam lagi bes je.. loading pon copattttt


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