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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Kuat Kongkek (18sx)



( Siapa dia ni ek..???)

Amaran Keras
 
"Cerita ni agak keterlaluan..Harap jangan marah"






AL-kisahnya....

Ada sepasang suami isteri bernama Syafiq  dan Wani  yg duduk dikampung. Oleh kerana rumah mereka yg terlalu berdekatan dgn jiran tetangga. Maka si suami pun mengajar istilah yangg jarang digunakan oleh orang lain. Isteri beliau yg sengau sentiasa menurut kata kata suami nya itu. So suatu hari suami nya berkata..

“Yang, kalau i cakap kongkek maknanya..kita main yer”

Isterinya mengangguk sahaja..

Dan pada malam itu si suami kegersangan dan bertanya pada isterinya ‘
Kongkek boleh tak yang?’

Si isteri pun ‘ok’

Setelah penat projek, mereka pun mandi bersama. Waktu mandi isteri nya yg sengau itu pun berkata

“Yang nak kongkek”

Beliau pun terperanjat.. tapi oleh kerana sayangkan isterinya..beliau pun “buat projek” kat toilet itu. Isterinya pun membiarkan sahaja..

Setelah abis isterinya mandi dan berkata dgn suami nya.. “Yang nak kongkek”

Suami nya berkata.. “lah tak puas lagi ke?”

Isterinya menggeleng gelengkan kepala sambil berkata ‘Kongkek!Kongkek!Kongkek!

Si suami got no choice pun melakukan lagi..

Selepas itu isterinya berkata.. “Bole tak awak kasi saya kongkek”

Beliau mula naik radang dan tak faham dgn nafsu isterinya. Apabila beliau hendak start lagi.. isterinya pun menahannya..

Saya bukan nak kongkek.. Saya nak ….

COLGATE….!!!!!!!!!



Syafiq dan Wani adalah nama sebenar.., nama digunakan dengan izin tuan punya badan...



 Sekian...Peace (~_^)v



 Terjumpa cerita ni tadi dekat Asscrews..('',)


P/S : aku rasa entri ni terlalu 18sx pulak..derm..!!! sori Pakcik

 

98 Comments
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98 comments:

chekgu Moe said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaha.. sengau ke ape bini dia? huhu

teringat waktu kursus kawen dolu2.. ustaz tu cite pasal mualaf cina baca niat mandi wajib... hahaha.. :)

mynameismy said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kahkahkah! sengal la ko nih.
kentot kat ko sbg balasan!

nurkaloi said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahaha gile lucah


adesss waa bwh umo lagi weyh ahahah

miss atie said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahhaha...
klaka lah..
:D

darxniq said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahhahaha...hang p cedok kat ass mmg la sume 18 SX..

Miss Ran said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

da agk da..ceh

My MiRa said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

waaaaaaaaaaaaaa cam mane mira terbace benda ni hahahhahaha

TeratakAzmi said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

aduiyaa...

ada je bahan tuk aku gelak2 depan lappy ni petang2 camni..

bagus ar..

hilang ngantuk duk office ni.. hahaha

Fakhrul1409 said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahaha....bongok! Colgate = KongKek..! hahahahah...

mizzkechique said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

dh la kuat kentut...kuat lucah lak..sengal tul..

Qaseh dalia adelia said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahaha mereng ...
tu lah len kali pilih isteri yg tak sengau okeyh ..

si ngokngek said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

waaarghh locklaq punya cita..funny

relevan said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Hah ! hahaha!

rebecca melessa said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

luc tol!hahahhahaa

azie said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

huisshh,lucah lucah

Along Usop said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ternyata.... =.=

iqbalhakimi said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kongkek satu!

fami mahat said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

deng betulllaaaa XD

siot! -_-

nasib baik bes. :D

Regards,
FahmiMahat

hanim azhari said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang


























mereng..hahahaha kongkek = colgate :)

akid said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

xleh blah part bini ngeleng kepala sambil cakap Kongkek kongkek kongkek! mcm cilake. hahahah!!

taufiq helios said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ko da kawen nnti mesti kuat kongkek kan! haha

AMMAR YASIR said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Bhahahaha..kuat bebenor pasangan ni..lalalala

Cik Bee~! said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

bahhahahahha....agak keterlaluan entry ni..last2 lawak2...xtahan..haha..

MamaEma said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

oiitt...bahaya..teraniaya...

mentang2lah dah nak kahwin nih...ish3x....

toyolkiut said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

semenjak 2 menjak nk kawin ni..
lain mcm je ujang ni ye..
kekeke..

iManAzRaf said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaha.. mungik!! bahaya gilos entry neh..

Naddia said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

cis. buat aku tak sabo nk kawen

HazHand said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang!! aku nak konkek gak!!!
mane nak dapat!! arghh...!!!


Dem,aku suke bace post ko yg lucah!! arghh!!

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a n a . i z z t y said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

demmm bro ujang!!....hahhahaahah

salemaziz said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ehem. nak kongkek!! ngaa~~

kuperludia said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kuat tol..kakakaka...

kilur said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahaahaaa...lawak+ ssxxxxxx..hahaha

Hazrina Erin said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

da agak da! bunyi sengau kongkek mcm colgate...hahaha

tp sengal gila!hahahahha^^

bedpet said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! adeh! lawak sengal!!

eima said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

TAK PE BULAN 5 NIH HARI2 KO KONGKEK EK...RILEKS LA....

Khumaera Ismail aka Habibi Hamid said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang lucah!!! actually dah bace cite nie --erk kantoi =P

❤Myra Si Gula-Gula Hati ❤ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

pheeewww...nasib bek cukup umur...:P muehehe...

CikBulat said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang bongok ! lucahh ! HAHA

putribongsu said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

bila bakal pengantin bercerita lucah!! :P :P :P

Isteri Yang Comel said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

sah ujang ni kemaruk nak kawin... sib baik 2/5 tu dah dekat... klu tak abis lah semua orang.. ngeh3

Tasha said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

pentlah ketawa~

shams said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

la..salah paham di situ

Pendekar Berkuda said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

sejak dah nak kawin ni perangai lucah kau makin menjadi jadi ek gila??


Sabar..sabar.... kah kah kah...

fyy mokhtar said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hhhe~~ baca sampai abes baru lah fyka paham :)

cik ayin said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

dilarang masuk belog ujang..hahha..
ape pun tak boleh...

NadiRah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

wahahha!!!!
lain kali beli lah darlie...kih3

eyna azmi said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahaha..lol la ko ujang ... aku laju jek datang baca tadi ... sengal

storyfromme said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hihihi...penah dengar lagi satu cite untuk orang sengau yang 18sx macam ni jugak :)

[̲̲̅̅l̲̲̅̅y̲̲̅̅e̲̲̅̅a̲̲̅̅h̲̲̅̅] said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaa. setuju dgn storyfromme. ade lagi satu cite yg laki dia sengau. nak sebut semut jadi *emut. hahaa.

azureEn said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

dah agak dah! cube try sebut 'kongkek' ngn suare sengau. hehehe kesian laki dye. mesti penat :P

Zul Penang said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Ni la orang panggil lawak haram jadah..

lawak macam pelaq,

GiveAsh said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahhahaha..mengong...

::p0t pEt iLa:: said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kah3..kdg2 beshh jugak sengau ni.. ;p

CoKeLaT-RaWkZ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaaha..

bongok arr citer ni


ahahahahaha


lucu..hahahah

-cikucukchantek- said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha..baca title k0 je aku da agak da..mesti cite pasal k0ngkek dan colgate ni..bini dia sengau..pastu asik nak kongkek je..haha

k0 sesuai la kawan ngan b0moh pelaw0k dalam cita antu kak limah balik umah tu jang..pelaw0k...pelawok...pelawok..huhu

eh k0 penah dengar cite pasal 'bunuh setan' x??nah cekid0ut sini

http://ucukmuse.blogspot.com/2011/03/bunuh-setan.html

♥sophie♥ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaahha,,sengau kew ?? hikhik

♥sophie♥ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaahha,,sengau kew ?? hikhik

Budak Botak said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ha3, penat laki dia kalo nk kongkek slalu...

diari hidup said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

cerite ni sgt 18 sx...

Ct Arina said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

pompuan tu maria ozawa. pelacur jepun 1st class kauuuu. x caye g search. haha

HafizRahman.com said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

siottt...aku kena cop org gila sebab ko bro...member aku cakap aku gila sebb gelak sorang2 depan laptop...

WeedBoys said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

knape perlu gambar miyabi???
hahaha....

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Abang Zam said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

cis..aku igt cerita Maria yg kau adaptasi ke bahasa Melayu!
hoho

iLa suHaiLa said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kan da kena..kasihan..n_n..hihi

Asha Shalina said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

damn. lawak lucah. nasib baik dah cukup umur. hahahahaha

Nurul Iman Rosman said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha. lawak mcm haram! ^___^

Nordin said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates
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Rafi Nilhan said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha..saya pon suke gak buat citer2 nih.. cmner lak ngan yg nih?

http://kchhitam.blogspot.com/2011/03/puji-pujian-jangan-syok-sangat.html

tak brape ler..saye newbie lagi.. :)

ilham_un said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

serius kecian kat isteri dia..hahahaha.lawak gla.

yad'z said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

bro bennn.. cepatt marahh ujang.. die melucah ni.. uhuuuu

fizah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

la cain bini dia...sengau upanya..hahahha...lawak la...

arep_lockermonth said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

sengau upernye!!

NM02 said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hai ujang... jom tukar link

Aku Ibu Muda said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

sampai hati ko kata ahkak sengau...huwaaaaaaaaa

patut la tetiba macam tsunami org masuk..ghupanyer nak cari sapa yg sengau :p

Merak said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahahaha...mongok la citer nie....hahahaha....

Myvitrd said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

huhu..abis pahala jumaat aku baca cerita porno ni.. hahaha

EZAN IDMA said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

lucah lucah. haha

nora said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahhaha mengong, dah ar aku baca di hari jumaat yg indah ni

azrijohan said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

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el-janna said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang..lucah weh
ngahha

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yaya_flanella said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha. tergelak2 dah aku ni.


*ujang time puasa nanti semua post double meaning kena hide doe. batal puasa orang. haha

Eika Arysha said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

sengal tul...
btul 18sx...ujang ujang...hehehe

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

pompuan pon layan citer nie..ape daaaa

obat tradisional gondok said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

wahh ini sih artis pengemar saya...heuheu

CikUna said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

tak nak KongKek tapi nak Darlie boley ke ?? ngeee.. lawaks guling2..

Spudin said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kalau dia nak ubat gg darlie..apa yg dia akan cakap dalam kesengauan dia eh ? tertanya2

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

jom kawin,leh kgkek,hehe

Syafik Coklat said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

vongok lah lu . hahaha .

ard said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Kongkek tiada cavity ni.. hahaha

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Suka la tu...huhu

Miss A said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kesian kat bini dia tu, LOL

BW here!

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Aku kat umah guna darlie nak tukar Ubat gigi kongkek jugaklah

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Leh tahan ..jom nak kongke

muhammad zafran said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Awk dah rse kongkek ke ... ? -chekgu moe

muhammad zafran said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Awk dah rse kongkek ke ... ? -chekgu moe

Mikah Lurima said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Pergh! Tanjat boboi ingat serious tau tadi. Sengal lah! Tak pasal orang ketawa memalam ni. HAHA

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Ermmmmm....dap nye kongkek

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