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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Cium Mulut Nurse

 (comel adik mia ni kan)

Meh layan cerita...,

Seorang Nurse, Wani  menahan teksi. Sedang dalam perjalanan... Pemandu teksi iaitu BEN asyik memerhati Nurse Wani itu melalui cermin tengahnya..Merasa kehairanan... Nurse itu bertanya...

"Encik.. kenapa encik melihat saya begitu ??"

BEN tersenyum malu dan berkata...
" Sebenarnya... saya selalu berfantasi....maaf ya... saya sangat ingin mencium seorang Nurse..."

"Oh begitu!! tak der masalah... encik boleh mencium saya.. kalau itu memang memberikan ketenangan buat encik BEN... tapi saya ada syarat iaitu encik mesti masih single" kata Nurse...

Ben gembira dan berkata...
"iya...iya, saya masih single".

Kemudian teksi itu diberhentikan di jalan sepi... BEN terus mencium nurse itu selama 10 minit... kemudian mereka pun meneruskan perjalanan kembali.

Tapi tiba-tiba BEN menangis teresak-esak sambil berkata...

"Maafkan saya cik... saya merasa bersalah... sebenarnya saya sudah berkahwin".

Mendengar penerangan itu Wani tersenyum bijak dan berkata...

"Sudahlah encik BEN... tidak ada apa yang perlu di bimbangkan... Saya juga bersalah. Saya juga bukanlah seorang Nurse... saya adalah seorang Mak Nyah yang kebetulan dalam perjalanan menuju ke pesta pakaian beragam"



 Korang kenal tak Nurse Wani dan encik BEN  nie....('',)  hahahahahah...




 Sekian....Peace (~_^)v





"Cerita diedit nama atas rekaan semata-mata, nama digunakan adalah nama sebenar untuk kepuasan diri aku sendiri" 


P/S :  Nyah no1 ialah Nazirulhazwan...harap maklum


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Misz-ella delete February 23, 2011 at 3:47 PM

Waaaa hahaha .. daya imaginasi si Ujang Vespa ni tinggi tol la. mcm2 dibuat dek budak ni. Adoiiiii ..

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Hanis MY delete February 23, 2011 at 3:48 PM

hahaha adoii pengsan..kasihan encik beng pegang watak pemandu teksi jer... bagila watak vasss sikit hik2..

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Yuyu Zulaikha delete February 23, 2011 at 3:51 PM

ishhh! kesian kat pakcik bengggg! bhahahah

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Violet Blue delete February 23, 2011 at 3:55 PM

imaginasi yg amat tinggi..
terkedu sbentar~
haha~

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SaYraH WonDerLanD delete February 23, 2011 at 3:55 PM

hahahahahaahaha Jahat betul cerita ni. kejam pon ada

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Anim Azhari delete February 23, 2011 at 3:56 PM

bahahaha..ujang memang pandai buat citer..

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nazriey jusoh delete February 23, 2011 at 3:59 PM

ayoyo! crita itu mcm pun ada ka.....
lu memang otak geliga la bikin crita....

(bru blajar bhs tamil)...pelat bhs melayu.....hahaha....

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eima delete February 23, 2011 at 3:59 PM

kejam tul ko nih kan ujang ...hahahaha

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MizzTina delete February 23, 2011 at 4:00 PM

muahaha...gelak guling2 ai bc entry ni...xpasal2 mereka terkono!!! dgn aiols sekali terkono...

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axuerha delete February 23, 2011 at 4:03 PM

10 minit cium?????????? lama benor...

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emarieys delete February 23, 2011 at 4:04 PM

jaga2... incik ben nak buat balasan tue...

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:.nick.: delete February 23, 2011 at 4:05 PM

tak ley blah tol la mamat nih....hhahha

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Lagenda delete February 23, 2011 at 4:12 PM

Eekeke..leh buat mak tersenyum2 ptg2 gini wlupun PEWOTKU SAKIT!!!

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ceotgilalensa delete February 23, 2011 at 4:12 PM

hahahahah
kesian abang ben. dia plak yang kena kan. haha

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Azie Rashid delete February 23, 2011 at 4:15 PM

menarik dari atas ke bawah !haha.kenakan ler lagi abg Ben !jantung abg Ben asyk hibernate je.bia goyang2 sket

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Aiman delete February 23, 2011 at 4:18 PM

haha . abg ben cium mak nyah ke ?? kesian2 . abg ben ,jgan sedih sngat la

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Up2saya.. delete February 23, 2011 at 4:19 PM

hahaha...lucu gile la cerite ni..hehe..x boleh blah!..hehehe

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BRO_MONDAY delete February 23, 2011 at 4:24 PM

ujang : adehhh!!! lawak....baik punye ai bayam kan...skali potom lah pulak!!! mak nyah!!! koh koh koh kenot go feder...koh koh koh
ujang².....kentut sini...


p/s : Sila lah BW ye...tengkiu...
1.New Entry "Panas + TAK PUAS HATI !!!"

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yna fazlyna delete February 23, 2011 at 4:26 PM

pandai ujang ni kan.. suka bace entri yang ringan cam ni..

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Unknown delete February 23, 2011 at 4:26 PM

oit~! hahahha...

cakap kat tunang ang.. jiwa aku memang jiwa kuntum~! ang suruh dia percaya molek2... tak percaya?? ang suruh dia hidu kentot ang sebulan~!

hahahaha..


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Fasihah Supian delete February 23, 2011 at 4:29 PM

tak habis2 dengan nyah kan si naz ko ye ujang...hehe

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alexayussida delete February 23, 2011 at 4:37 PM

hehe tetibe sesat nama naz kat bwh skali..

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zaMir delete February 23, 2011 at 4:39 PM

mesti best giler bila cium mak nyah!!! hahaahah!!!...ko mmg kejam....

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Isteri Encek Bard delete February 23, 2011 at 4:48 PM

ujang ko bleh masuk pertandingan bercerita nie.. best.. best...

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Lydia Miza delete February 23, 2011 at 4:51 PM

aduhhh sian Ben..penat pikir siapak wani..hik3.

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Golden Rose delete February 23, 2011 at 4:58 PM

kesian bro ben....tapi lawakla...salam perkenalan

http://thegoldenrosereturn.blogspot.com/

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Amira Anorah delete February 23, 2011 at 5:02 PM

apa yang BEn rasa ye dalam cerita itu...mulut nyah lembut jugak ke??ke gebu2?ke lembut2?
ke...keras2??
macam mane ye??hahaha!!!
sian BENG!!
takpe..penngalaman tu..kekekeke

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Miss PIJAOSIX delete February 23, 2011 at 5:03 PM

citer paling bes pernah aku bace..hahahaha

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Tok Esah delete February 23, 2011 at 5:05 PM

yang ni TERBAEK!!!!!! buat lagi mcm ni, tergelak bace.. ahhahahha bgus3x

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NadiRah delete February 23, 2011 at 5:06 PM

hahahaha!!!
hanya mmpu ketawa..huhu

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Ibu Muda 30series delete February 23, 2011 at 5:11 PM

wahhhh...tetiba ahkak kau jadik nurse la pulak ye....hohooo

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Along Usop delete February 23, 2011 at 5:46 PM

demm.. terbejat niat nak buat story.. hahahahahaha.. =p

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Raden delete February 23, 2011 at 6:16 PM

ini mesti pengalaman ko yg sebenarnye kn..

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suria lekatlekit delete February 23, 2011 at 6:33 PM

nakalnya Ujang.. ni cerita lama tp dah tukar watak baru. kekekekeke

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syuwai delete February 23, 2011 at 7:00 PM

miahahahaha

kejamnya!

nma naz pun tak tinggal ea

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qasehraihan delete February 23, 2011 at 7:28 PM

ini mesti pengalaman sendiri..huahua
sungguh kijam~!!

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AnakPakZohar delete February 23, 2011 at 7:33 PM

dah penah bace bende ni.. tapi bile diselitkan nama ben .. hahahhahaha.. gelak guling2,., hahahaha

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Mat Gebu delete February 23, 2011 at 8:34 PM

hahaaha..ujangg waa tabik lah sama luu....bagus2..baru lah adill..kannnn...

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Lunia delete February 23, 2011 at 9:03 PM

okay. sumpah kelakar gile. cube teka siapa untung siapa rugi XD

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gigiAriEma delete February 23, 2011 at 9:08 PM

hahaha..pandai nyo ujang wat cito kalakor..haha
baru ptg td bca mjlah ujang..mcm hang la ujang oi.. :P

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kay_are delete February 23, 2011 at 9:24 PM

tu r keje mamat sorang ni.. sume blogger nak bahan.. huu

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aliarosli delete February 23, 2011 at 9:53 PM

hahha,tak leh bla
saksikan balasan dari abg ben :P

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Nurdiyana Yaccob delete February 23, 2011 at 10:45 PM

hahahhaa....tak tau nk komen apa....ujang ni ada je idea dia

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Woofer Storm delete February 23, 2011 at 11:15 PM

terrr bca la..almak,bdk bwh umur mnta maaf...lariiii

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Lea Isnawi delete February 24, 2011 at 12:41 AM

hahahaha......mcm penah bace je citer neh

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aDfeez delete February 24, 2011 at 12:47 AM

hahaha sial je tukar2 nama org... hahaha... :P

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apdm delete February 24, 2011 at 1:54 AM

salam

budak nazirul tu jadi wani? aduyai...sabo jelah...

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Muslimah Optimis delete February 24, 2011 at 12:36 PM

lawak-lawak..siyes tersenyum sorang2 baca nih..heheh

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Faizal Fredley delete February 24, 2011 at 1:10 PM

dalam bab ni aku tabik kat hang..hahah..walaupun jatuh martabat aku sbg musuh ko..tp x per la..

contest ben aku tarik diri weh..hahah...x sure boleh menang kalau ada ko...hahah..kejam ko jang....

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fyna ahmad delete February 24, 2011 at 2:37 PM

hahahahahahahaa......adoi....terus cergas mata aku k...
da x nantok da..

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eyqasara delete February 24, 2011 at 4:14 PM

meninggalkan kesan bila tak bley berhnti ketawa.. hihihi... giler aarrhh! gud job!

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nur delete February 24, 2011 at 6:39 PM

SIMPLE TAPI PENUH CERITA!!
Jemput ke:ALL IN ONE

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Mama Iqa delete June 20, 2011 at 7:19 PM

kesianlah En Ben...kene tipu n menipu...manalah ujang dapat citer cman nie...


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