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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Kisah Malam Jumaat...!!!! (U)

 Hebatnya Malam Jumaat ni...jom layan kisah malam jumaat...


 Al-kisahnya....

Malam itu malam Jumaat. Usop ingin beristirahat awal bersama isterinya bernama HANIM , dia fikir dia akan dapat banyak ganjaran jika berbuat begini. Ganjaran paling nyata ialah hakikat dia kini sudah mempunyai lapan orang anak: empat daripada mereka masih kecil lagi. Yang bongsu masih lagi menyusu

"Malam ini kita tidur awal. Malam jumaat" kata Usop pada HANIM, isterinnya yang sedang menyusu anak bongsu mereka

" Tak boleh bang. Sebab anak anak kita masih belum tidur, nanti saya tidur kan mereka dulu"

" Baiklah awak uruskan mereka. Abang akan ke bilik sebelah membaca Al-quran" balas Usop, sambil ke bilik air mengambil wudhuk, setelah mendapat kan songkok. Kitab al-quran dan meminum seteguk air sejuk Usop bersedia untuk memulakan kerja ibadahnya?

"BISMILLAHHIRROHMANNIRROHIM"  (dengan penuh khuyuk dan semangat)



(gaya usop selepas pakai songkok)






*tiba-tiba2




" Bang!! Anak dah tidur" 


Terkejut Usop mendengar suara HANIM yang membawa khabar baik kepadannya dalam jangkamasa yang begitu singkat. 


" SODAQALLAHULAZEEM " 






Tu lah dahsyat nya malam Jumaat......!!!!!!!!!

 
Wahahahahahahahahahha


"Kepada yang dah berkhawin, esok malam sila buat pahala ok..."


Sekian..Peace (~_^)v


Salah sorang kakakku diblog bernama WANI ,esok buat pahala tak..???

derm..!! terletak link blog dia pulak....sory kak..('',)

amik dari ASCREWZ


P/S : Bila la laptop nak sampai ni..ish..!!!!




74 Comments
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74 comments:

storyfromme said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaha...kejam gila linkkan blog akak.

apezs shah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

salam

haha ujang terbaik laa short story ni.. one more please hahaha..

srikandi cinta said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

nice story

taufiq helios said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

muahaha!!! penangan orang yang dah nak kawen!!! hahahah...nnti hang kawen wat la anak banyak2 kan ujang

FizA said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaa..ingat entry apa la dia nak wat td.. :D

Along Usop said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Sodokollahulazim trus!! wakakakakakak!! =p

Cik Leen said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahaha.tak terkata ape...ngee

YanaMIB said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

mlm jumaat lu lama lg..tetttt~

shearasol said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hohoho ~

Ujang dah konik ;)

Hanim Mahali said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Baru bismillah terus sodaqallahulazim... hahaha ~

mizzkechique said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

at least ada pembuka dan penutup...

muahaha

Anisa Hang Tuah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hikhik.malam jumaat mmg menjadi pilihan setiap pasangan yg sudah berumahtangga

cik ayin said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ha..tak sabo ye..kehkehkeh

najwa's said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haish, gelojoh! (-.-')

sissyira said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

salam

sabo jang,,nanti giliran ang lak...kiu2...

aDisH.sHidA said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

malam jumaat malam segalanya kan..malam penuh keberkatan

A.s.t.i.n.a said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

komen yana.. hak hak terbaekkk..

Isteri Yang Comel said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

wow indahnyer malam jumaat... Baca Yassin lah ujang.. hhihihi

s.y.a.r.q said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

yg belum kawin, sile baca al-quran seperti usop..hehe

Fakhrul1409 said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

HAHAHAHA..ehem2!! wakaka..teruskan perjuangan ko Man & Hanim! Hahaha XD

P/s: Ujang.. ^_^ peace~

kakchik@ella said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Byk ibadah boleh buat lagi Ujang ooi!!

darkbatman said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahaa.. nasib ak xjd mangsa ujang..kehkehkeh

Encik Suami said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Astaghfurullah..Hamboi ko jang.Kuang main lagi ek.

to yana: Jaga2.

:.nick.: said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

GILER KENTANG NIH BUDAK NAME UJANG....HAHAH....

aslann said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Gahahahaha!! Esok malam jumaat weyhh!! SUNAT buat, tapi malam2 lain WAJIB...haha.

MamaEma said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

macam tak sabar2 jer nie...

Pakcoh said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang tulis iwayat hidup sendiri ke ni jang?

BRO_MONDAY said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang : adehhh~ usop tu bukan nama sebenar ke??? koh koh koh lawak²...

p/s : Sila lah BW ye...tengkiu...
1.New Entry "TUTORIAL Part 1 : NEW ENTRY di comment box"
2.New Entry "~DULU & KINI~"

IftiMonstaa said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

AMBOI UJANG TAU LA DAH NAK KAWIN. BUAT BERSABAR LAH SIKIT ! JANGAN DOK PIKIR MEMACAM! HAHAHA

eima said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

aku tau la ko tak sabo nk lalui mlm² tersebut ...
jgn la tunjuk sgt ... hahahhaha

rileks ..asah dulu ok ....

ezaty said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha. *no words. tumpang guling-guling kat sini.

::p0t pEt iLa:: said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

melucah je keje lu ek..taw la da nk kawen..sabo la sket..prutttt

d_tieah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Tak menarik citer ni!!!!!!!!!
Dermmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Asal aku boleh habiskan bacaan???????????? Demmmmmm lagi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huhh..

Entry Terbaru : Rahsia Tentang Tidur Yang Perlu Anda Tahu

Qaseh dalia adelia said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

bakal pengantin dah gatai bebeno !

MIZZ SUE said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

kau macam tak sabar je jang

Eza Ridzwan said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

lupa plak akak esok mlm jumaat yee..
hahaha..
seb bek ko wat entri nie..
gegege...

makdara TERdiva said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

tumpang gelak guling2..grrrr

azzey said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Entry yg suspen n kelakor..:)

mOoN said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

entry ni ujang nak jadikan rujukan masa dah kawen nanti...hohohohoho...

iqbalhakimi said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha..ang bahaya ni..dah meramal masa depan ni..

CikBulat said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

aq dah nampak aura2 ko tak sabar nak kahwin. HAHAHAHA

Hanis MY said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha...hadoii...kamu kok kenapa mesti tak sabar nak tawen ehehe...
weh beli laptop baru jangan lupa tunjuk eh...

Naddia said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

along dgn hanim..heheh!

GABUNGAN MNTAP SEPERTI LEMON DGN ANGGUR

Along Usop said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Naddia : hahahah.. dalam setori buleh...

kat luar.. jangan.. nanges kaklongnye karang.. =p

ciK fLower meLawEr said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahah cepat2 SODAQALLAHULAZEEM
..adoiii

cik ubi said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

malam yg ditunggu tunggu..hakhak

Aku Ibu Muda said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ohh..malam esok ye malam bunuh setan? hihii...ada reminder plak... cepatnya semingguuu...rasa cam baru je lepas bunuh setan...

wakakakaaaaaaa

tia said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ok. tak sabar nak kawennn! weeee~

Azroy Bin Kassim said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

laki bini taksabar2.. haha

D`littleye said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha
sengalllllllllllll

mynameismy said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

erk~

KyêrulL said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! gila kentang

qasehraihan said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

wah tu keje sedap tu..ngeh ngeh

eyna azmi said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

malam jumaat ? alah ujang tahu la ko dah nak kawin ...sabar jang sabar

wei ..malam jumaat orang banyak baca al-quran la ....

Novelgurl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Salam..hahha...suci giler muka usop

APi said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

keh keh keh..
tak sabar nampaknye ujang ni..

bobiedanbad said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hehehe...entri fav aku..ko memang genius wat entry ni Jang

Azie Azra said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

nape ngan malam jumaat?seme sebut malam jumaat.huhuhu.usop tu pom.baca tajuk ngan ayat penamat je.adeh

Hazrina Erin said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hamboi hamboiii~ tak saba nak kawen ke?hahaha :P

anies anessa said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha...hang kena kawen mlm jumaat laa jwabnya...

arep_lockermonth said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

byk betul ujang punyer idea!!huhu seronok bc!eheheh
arepnakbebel: LADY GAGA IN WONDERLAND!!

FasiHaH SupiaN said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ujang,ko memang suke kan entri2 macam nie..haha

♥sophie♥ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaha sempoi betul abg ujang nie !

mynameismy said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

sng2 dtg lagi!

http://maizatul-akma.blogspot.com/2011/03/dah-ngantuk-tapi-nak-gak-post-entri-ni.html

two_dots said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

cool . sempoi abes . haha .

Ct Arina said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

pehh comel r usop. kim salam ek.

Finaz Jaafar said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hnsemnyerr usop! hahahah

fizah said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

iussshh..hahaha...

♥WEIYDAWEINGWAFFA♥ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

muahahaha!!! besh2 entry!! lalalaa!!~~ tp usop tu hensem lol... ehss..ujang malam2 jumaat buat per?? lariiiiii


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♥WEIYDAWEINGWAFFA♥ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

muahahaha!!! besh2 entry!! lalalaa!!~~ tp usop tu hensem lol... ehss..ujang malam2 jumaat buat per?? lariiiiii


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sicomot-comel said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

wakakakkaa


jemmm jemm jemmm otak aku !!! hahahaha

Anonymous said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahaaa...tp pic ni mmg nme yusof kn...pgil al0ng...hahaaa...cm real lak...da abes blaja ke...

LittleGurl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

hahahahahhaaahhahaha!

hanya mampu tergelak haishhhh!

ZaimKasturi RBWatch said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Ingatkn nk promo MJ td...skali bca smpai hbis...laa..kahkah
Cam best ja...hahaa

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