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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Nazirulhazwan bersama Orang Asli

  Baru -baru ini member aku bernama Nazirulhazwan telah dinodai oleh kawan-kawan GAY dia.., hidup dia hancur gara-gara masa silam dia

Sekarang ini pulak dia tengah merajuk dengan anak buat dia bernama Nia, disebabkan kecewa dengan nia.., dia mengidam durian...untuk memulihkah perawannya...


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Al- kisahnya.....

Naz pergi ke sebuah pekan untuk membeli buah durian... lalu dia menghampiri seorang penjual buah durian yang merupakan orang asli tempatan...

Naz : "Bang harga durian ini berapa?"

Org Asli : "yang ini.. sepopit sebiji"


Naz blur gila mendengar jawapan dalam bahasa orang asli itu, sebab dia tak tahu berapa nilainya sepopit itu.. lalu Naz buat2 tahu dan cuba menawarinya..



Naz : "Bang.. Boleh kurang sikit tak"?

Orang Asli : "Boleh aje, nak kurang berapa?

Naz : "Lahupa po.. boleh ya!"


Penjual orang asli itu kebingungan.. lalu bertanya pada Naz..



Orang Asli : "Lahupa po itu berapa?"

Naz : "Cakap dulu.. Sepopit itu berapa?"

Orang Asli : Derm..!!!!!!!!


 " Kisah benar ini diedit untuk bertanya khabar kepada musuh aku bernama  Nazirulhazwan"


Sekian......Peace ('~_^)v

Moral of the story
- jangan jadi Gay
- nak cakap tu kasi semua orang paham
- jangan kawan dengan Naz


P/S : siapa orang asli dekat sini..orang jawa mesti ramaikan..('',)

54 Orang Memberi Komen & Pendapat

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~..Lesung Batu..~ delete March 29, 2011 at 3:00 PM

ujang ngekkk!hahah lama tak nampak naz..

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Anonymous delete March 29, 2011 at 3:04 PM

apekah....???

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aliarosli delete March 29, 2011 at 3:06 PM

naz lame tak update
rinduuuuuuu

mane die hilang dok??

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AnakPakZohar delete March 29, 2011 at 3:12 PM

jowo mariii.... ahahhaa.... wuuu~~ ko buat aku rindu dekat naz.... sangat rindu.. derm! aahahha

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Qaseh Dalia delete March 29, 2011 at 3:14 PM

rindu gila kat naz babe ~ haha weh kim salam kat dia ye ..

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Isteri Encek Bard delete March 29, 2011 at 3:17 PM

naz lama menyepi mungkin carik ketenangan, takpun carik idea nak balas balik ujang nie.. ekekkeke

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Anonymous delete March 29, 2011 at 3:23 PM

sian kat orang asli tu...

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Areyoudys delete March 29, 2011 at 3:24 PM

as salam..
haha~
cam chicken pok betul~
hahaha~

"Orang Asli : "Lahupa po itu berapa?"

Naz : "Cakap dulu.. Sepopit itu berapa?"

Orang Asli : Derm..!!!!!!!! "

part ni yang tka boleh bal blahhh~
haha~

kesian naz. asyik terkena je. haha~
pastu.."jangan kawan dengan naz"

ekeke~

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Areyoudys delete March 29, 2011 at 3:27 PM

yang orang asli tu..mesti ujang. haha~
sebab ujang kan suka..
"dermmm...!!!!"

haha~

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Sunah Sakura delete March 29, 2011 at 3:28 PM

bujeng....i tak paham la...ape maksud lahupa po tu? sepopit pulak? hahahaha! adessss...-_-"

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Unknown delete March 29, 2011 at 3:31 PM

hahahha..moral of the story yang best !

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qasehraihan delete March 29, 2011 at 3:31 PM

kahkahkah...gilo kamu ni..
dh la ai peminat no 1 naz..derm~!

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yanamib delete March 29, 2011 at 3:33 PM

jgn kwn dgn org yg suka kentut..lalala~

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BRO_MONDAY delete March 29, 2011 at 3:47 PM

ujang : GIRM lah...adehhh~ gelak guling² ai baca entry kelakar ni...buleh wat masok RAJA LAWAK 6...koh koh koh jahanam...

p/s : Sila lah BlogWalking ye...tengkiu...
1.New Entry "Random GiveAway Polo Wallet by darkbatman"
2.New Entry ".:. Pelindung Keselamatan .:."

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Ilaasuhailaa delete March 29, 2011 at 3:55 PM

ish2,,plek3 btol..rupe3nye si ujang rindu kwn dye..hihi

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Anim Azhari delete March 29, 2011 at 4:08 PM

wakakaka..YANAMIB ckp jgn kwn ngan org suke kentot..

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Fareha Rahmat (Bos Besar) delete March 29, 2011 at 4:11 PM

hahaha sepopit tu ape mende sbnrnya ujang?

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ABSOLUTE delete March 29, 2011 at 4:20 PM

org asli tau ckp derrmmm. hebat giler. haha. moden punye asli

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Axie04 delete March 29, 2011 at 4:31 PM

huhuhu
amik ko, sian orag asli terpedaya kembali

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Maya Mayana delete March 29, 2011 at 4:46 PM

ada kat perkampungan org asli tk dpt balik gara-gara nk translate makne sepopit tu...wakaka...lama tul naz tk update,apa khabar agaknya dia dan org asli itu? tkde wireless kot sana tu... :)

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syuwai delete March 29, 2011 at 4:47 PM

miahahahaha

lawak2x..

cakap je la ko rindu dekat member gay ko tu ujang oiii

heee~

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:: cikNuurul :: delete March 29, 2011 at 5:02 PM

tengah guling2 ni,.camne nk bgn ujang?,.aarrgghh,.

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Elly Jade delete March 29, 2011 at 5:33 PM

ade je kan idea2 ko jang?hehe
sye org jawaaaaaa totok!!!

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Mahirararara delete March 29, 2011 at 5:40 PM

poyo je padahal tatau pun bhs ape pakai HAHA pnjg akal juga ujang ni yekk

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Cik Pulau delete March 29, 2011 at 5:47 PM

hahahahaha..
gelak guling2... lalala~

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♥sophie♥ delete March 29, 2011 at 5:57 PM

huh,,kejam,,org asli tu ujang agaknye tak,,dye ckp "demm"
same lahh tu

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bobiedanbad delete March 29, 2011 at 6:57 PM

hahaha..ko mmg sot...tp best entry ko

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apdm delete March 29, 2011 at 9:30 PM

salam..


ada je idea ang jang ek..

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Admin delete March 29, 2011 at 9:57 PM

assalam tuan punya blog

lari sikit dari tajuk ni

minta tolong perbetulkan kalimah bismillah tu byk sangat salah boleh jatuh berdosa kalau disengajakan

minta tolong yek

sila rujuk sini

http://www.anakulucheka.com/?p=197

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Unknown delete March 29, 2011 at 10:49 PM

walahwalah.. naurah jawa!! **angkt tgan !!

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fasya delete March 30, 2011 at 12:36 AM

jom bace crite ni..pasal bontot~
http://farrahsyazana.blogspot.com/2011/03/durian.html

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APi delete March 30, 2011 at 2:45 AM

macam ni eh nak tanye khabar..
kehkehkeh

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lady-D delete March 30, 2011 at 9:06 AM

org asli pandai sebut damn arrrr..maju duhhhh ! naz tu mebi terperangkap kat sn kot..


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