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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Takda Telur..!!

 Al -Kisahnya



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ZAMIR ke kedai untuk membeli telur yang dipesan ibunya. Ketika berdiri di tepi jalan, dua buah kereta tiba-tiba berlanggar di hadapannya.

Kedebaboom...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dia terkejut dan kaku di situ sehingga polis dan ambulans tiba. Setelah mangsa dikeluarkan, Zamir berlari pulang dan terlupa membeli telur.

Zamir dengan penuh minat menceritakan kemalangan itu pada ibunya

Zamir : Dahsyat bu, kakinya tercabut dan terpelanting keseberang jalan. Tangannya pulak putus, kepala pecah, perut terburai...

Tiba-tiba ibunya mencelah,

Ibu : Telurnya mana ?

Zamir : Err.... Zamir tak tau pulak ke mana tercampaknya!

Ibu : Derm...!! esok tak payah duit belanja sekolah..


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Moral of the Story
- Jangan mencelah ketika orang bercerita

-  Zamir takda telor...hihi



Ini lah Zamir


" Cerita rekaan semata-mata yang diambil dari email gua dan diedit untuk mengatakan zamir takda telur...eh silap...zamir dan telur"


Sekian...Peace (~_^)v


P/S : Masih runsing dengan perut boroi ku..derm..!!

32 Orang Memberi Komen & Pendapat

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zaMir delete May 25, 2011 at 3:36 PM

demm!!! lu langsi!! grr...aku dah agak..msti citer yg ala2 cmni punya....grrr...

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nuyui a.k.a miss YUI delete May 25, 2011 at 3:36 PM

wah,kenala p beli telur laen..

tesco byk!!

lalala..

tu la,jgn suke nympuk!!

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Mak Jemah delete May 25, 2011 at 3:37 PM

kesian kat zamir & telurnya...miahahahaha..

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emarieys delete May 25, 2011 at 3:38 PM

adatlah org dah kahwin...akan perut buncit...

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Aini Azman delete May 25, 2011 at 3:42 PM

org cakap klu nak tgk lelaki tuh bahagia ke tak lepas kawin,.tgk perot dia,.klu boroi tuh mksud nye dia bahagia bersama isteri,.HAHAHAHA

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Syafiq Rosli delete May 25, 2011 at 3:50 PM

haha..ujang no satu kalu kena kan orang

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[k]o{q}i[n] delete May 25, 2011 at 3:53 PM

ujang, ganti aku la jdi admin untuk KBB...

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fyy mokhtar delete May 25, 2011 at 3:56 PM

wakakkakaa. lawak. dah kawen biasa la wowot tu roiiiiiii.

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Tieah Madian delete May 25, 2011 at 4:04 PM

LUCAH!!! Hahaha.. Tak habis habis kau ni.. Gggrrrrrr..

*Kau boroi??? Huhuhu..

Entry Terbaru : Ketagihan Facebook??? Ada Ubatnya..

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CikPuanWanda delete May 25, 2011 at 4:17 PM

hehehe..pewot da boroi g workout la alek Ujang

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GamUHU delete May 25, 2011 at 4:22 PM

HAHA! macam-macam la kau ni jang.

http://keleboqmaneh.blogspot.com/2011/05/gadis-melayu.html

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Unknown delete May 25, 2011 at 4:53 PM

bab kenekan org bg kt k0 je..

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qucachahir delete May 25, 2011 at 5:01 PM

hehe...telor rebus kew telor goreng..?

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MyraAyreen ^^ delete May 25, 2011 at 5:03 PM

wakakakakakakkakakakaka !
siottttt ujangggg . bab kenakan orang num 1 kang .

lu bikin gua gelak sakan douh ! haha

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Sharifah Aniza Ali delete May 25, 2011 at 5:28 PM

grrr....sengal~

pe yg ko risau keboroian ko tuu lg? dh bc kt belog aku psl boroi? fakta tuu...p bc klu ang pree n smpat bc..sbb entri tu sgt2 la pjg..

http://kamoo-cpahniza.blogspot.com/2011/05/boroi-oh-boroi.html

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Nadyahoney delete May 25, 2011 at 5:35 PM

jgn wisau, boroi menandakan bahagia..hakhak

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Faizal Fredley delete May 25, 2011 at 6:22 PM

gilas ko jang...naye si zamir tue..hahah

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Udin delete May 25, 2011 at 6:56 PM

hahahaha.. adoii ingatkan menda apa tadi.. lawok.. lawok.. lawok.. ;p

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Unknown delete May 25, 2011 at 8:24 PM

HAHAHA kesian gile zamir , sie-2 jer tak dapat duit esok .
erkk , ibu die pndai cakap dermm eyy hehe :)

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Fahmi Mahat delete May 26, 2011 at 1:34 AM

kalau dia jawab, " ada zamir pegang ni", mesti korang pun rasa tak lawak , kan~ :D

yang ngantuk tapi nak gak baca,
FahmiMahat~

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Addin delete May 26, 2011 at 2:17 AM

haha perut boroi tu aset kot .

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risa delete May 26, 2011 at 2:28 PM

terbaek lah dearrrrrrrrr
akak ketawa ni okehhh
ingat skru ketawa dah hilang tadik..lalalala


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