Tips Mengorat Awek

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Selamat Hari Blogger

Wanita zaman sekarang ni gua tengok semakin comel-comel dan semakin mewah dengan dunia fesyennya...,ada dengan lenggingnya.., tiubnya..., bra berkaler2...,dan lain-lain lagi.., macam mana gua boleh nampak?? sebab ang yang tunjuk...

(Megan Fox)

Orang gatal macam Naz memang akan suka tengok fesyen-fesyen macam tu..., habis semua bahagian dia akan cuti mata...

Tapi gua kalau jumpa orang berpakaian seksi memang gua tak pandang langsung..(tolong percaya ok,walaupun gua tipu)

Baru-baru ni gua ada mengorat seorang awek yang seksi lagi debomm...terjojol buah dada dia nok...grrrrrrr

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Lokasi : Dirahsiakan

Ujang : cantik baju!

Gadis : terima kasih :D

Ujang : Cantik subang...

Gadis : terima kasihh..(merah dah pipi)

Ujang : Cantik Kasut

Gadis: terima kasih!! *wink* (buat muka cute)

Ujang : Cantik Lipstik!!

Gadis: terima kasih wakk.....(dia dah bosan)

Ujang : tapi.........

Gadis : Tapi apa...?

Ujang : 'awak' masih tak kelihatan cantik...

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Untuk kaum hawa yang kena mengorat macam ni..., apa yang korang akan buat...????

Moral Of The Story

- Nak cantik tak perlu seksi

- Saja buat entri untuk carik gado dengan kaum Hawa...hahahahaha

Takda la...gurau jer.., bagus kaum Hawa ni bergaya.., tapi jangan la over sangat ok...,('',)

"Dialog di atas adalah rekaan semata-mata yang gua cilok dari email dan gua edit untuk kepuasan diri sendiri"

Wahai wanita baca la entri gadis yang cun ini....banyak pengajarannya
klik SINI<------

Sekian....Peace (~_^)v

P/S : Lisa Surihani takyah pakai hot pun masih cantik...('',)

46 Comments

Comments

46 comments:

Rozuan Ismail said...[Reply to comment]: natural beauty lasts forever; June 29, 2011 at 11:38 PM
Lulu Caldina said...[Reply to comment]: lulu pun dah baca entri namee...
ceh tau jer semua tu eh.. mana belajar ni?; June 29, 2011 at 11:40 PM
THE LEKAT LEKIT STORY said...[Reply to comment]: hahahaha.. kalau kena ngorat camni confirm balik nangis2 hentak kaki.

P/S: Mimpi Ujang & Yana..; June 29, 2011 at 11:45 PM
TeAqArH said...[Reply to comment]: huhu....sume x cukup kaen....terbonjol sana..terbojol sini..gerun aih; June 30, 2011 at 12:03 AM
CikHaniBhulat said...[Reply to comment]: sokong sgt...nak bergaya boleh, tp xperlu la terdedah sna sini..pastu bila org pandang nak marah..sape soh tunjuk kan...; June 30, 2011 at 12:05 AM
auny aizie said...[Reply to comment]: dialog last tu akan buat aku rasa maluuu

biasalah . kalau boleh jalan bogel, pasti ada yg bogel di merata-rata tmpt; June 30, 2011 at 12:06 AM
saiazuan said...[Reply to comment]: natural beauty~ ;D

dah tengok transformers 3? movie review!!! http://eleventx.blogspot.com/2011/06/movie-review-transformers-dark-of-moon.html; June 30, 2011 at 12:21 AM
syud said...[Reply to comment]: giilaaaa..kalo aku jadi pompuan tuu.. xkuar rumah sebulan weiii..kah kah kah; June 30, 2011 at 12:34 AM
siti kektus said...[Reply to comment]: kadang2 kite yg pompuan ni pon malu tengok orang yg macam tu~

tapi, kebanyakkan laki, suka je kan tengok seksi2 ni? kan? hoho; June 30, 2011 at 12:34 AM
Alya Esprézzo said...[Reply to comment]: haha tau tape, cantik tak semestinya kena berpakaian seksi..budi bahasa yg baik pun kalau cantik, org akan aggp cantik!! wahh..pandainya aku berkata2.. #okbaii T____________T; June 30, 2011 at 12:41 AM
cik sakura said...[Reply to comment]: BIRU; June 30, 2011 at 1:09 AM
APi said...[Reply to comment]: banyak lagi kena menuntut dengan kau ni.. =); June 30, 2011 at 1:58 AM
fyah said...[Reply to comment]: haha :P; June 30, 2011 at 2:39 AM
mOnAlEa™ said...[Reply to comment]: cantik biarlah di hati; June 30, 2011 at 7:42 AM
Taufiq Arifin a.k.a. Topimagine said...[Reply to comment]: lelaki memang suka nengok yang trjojol ne :); June 30, 2011 at 7:42 AM
mas saari said...[Reply to comment]: cantik luar dan dalam...lagi bagus!; June 30, 2011 at 7:59 AM
Mohd Khairi Khadzir said...[Reply to comment]: mst smua prnh dgr ayat2 ni: pmpuan skrg semakin ramai yg brtelanjang.. ni kalau xsilap ade dlm hadis.. ape mksud brtelanjang?ramai yg pakai bju menampakkn bentuk badan.. (^___^); June 30, 2011 at 8:01 AM
niena shopping2u said...[Reply to comment]: pakaian yg cantik itu adalah akhlaknya.. ^.^; June 30, 2011 at 8:13 AM
mynameismy said...[Reply to comment]: brg2 die je cantik.. diri die xcantek hohoho; June 30, 2011 at 8:22 AM
YAYA AZURA said...[Reply to comment]: cantik biarlah dari rohani..
peliknya zaman sekarang bila dah kawin pun suami langsung tak tegur pakaian isteri .. makin suka adalah..suka bila kawan-kawan cakap isteri cantik ...
salah sape tu ?; June 30, 2011 at 8:28 AM
YanaMIB said...[Reply to comment]: ai x gheti pesen pesen..ai ni cantik la ye..kahkahkah~; June 30, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Fareha Rahmat (Bos Besar) said...[Reply to comment]: kalau kena ngorat? buat bodo sudah.......jual mhl la konon huhuhuhu; June 30, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Mr feckry said...[Reply to comment]: jangan buat bini lu tercabar; June 30, 2011 at 8:35 AM
risa said...[Reply to comment]: hamboi ko dik oiii
bikin panas pepagi neh...tau le malam jemaat neh...nak buat entri lucah tunggulah petang2 sikit..
lalalalala hahahaha
perempuan kalau dah cantik pakai apepon tetap cantik...kan kan kan
macam dak yana tu..bini sape eh; June 30, 2011 at 8:38 AM
:: Mrs.Eady :: said...[Reply to comment]: hahahhaa....kalo betul sure dh mkn kasut ngn awek tuh!kekekeke...

yup..nak cantik xyah seksi mcm heliza kan kan kan :); June 30, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Ujang9897 said...[Reply to comment]: ramai rupanya pompuan setuju.., ingatkan marah kutuk kaum hawa =)

akan ku jaga isteri ku..cewaaah..=); June 30, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Mila Ahmad said...[Reply to comment]: suka beli kain xcukup badjet dpt murahla klu beli cam 2 haha...panas kOwt 2 yg suka terdedah...; June 30, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Khumaera Ismail aka Habibi Hamid said...[Reply to comment]: hahaha~ moral of da story, jagalah aurat anda =); June 30, 2011 at 9:22 AM
UyaRayza said...[Reply to comment]: nice one hehe..aku sebagai seorang kaum hawa pun sakit mata tgk org seksi sgt hehehe; June 30, 2011 at 9:26 AM
MamaEma said...[Reply to comment]: paling cantik..adalah cantik dalaman...; June 30, 2011 at 9:27 AM
PapaComelBulat said...[Reply to comment]: lelaki mana yg xsuka tgok seksi?haha..free xkene bayar pon.tp aku xsuke awek aku seksi.nt laki lain cuci mata.aku jeles..haha; June 30, 2011 at 9:39 AM
ikatankasihku said...[Reply to comment]: Ujang saje nak usah line ker....hehehe
jgn, inai masih di jari lagi tu..
kalau lelaki lain nak petua ngorat awek, followla SY.... hihihi; June 30, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Cik Puan Izan❤ said...[Reply to comment]: ada ker org mengorat style gitu...agak2nya kena lempang tak lps tu?hehehhe; June 30, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Cik Zyrania said...[Reply to comment]: Lisa tu ramai je suke even tak bukak sane sini, so ternyata sudahh... lelaki suke yg kiut tapi sopan. kan abg ujang????; June 30, 2011 at 11:41 AM
fifianggun said...[Reply to comment]: part lisa tu setuju,,hoho; June 30, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Fyqa said...[Reply to comment]: aii ntural. auww; June 30, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Anonymous said...[Reply to comment]: Saya suke dingorat... nk try call lar i 0125373748; June 30, 2011 at 1:00 PM
efa said...[Reply to comment]: sokong komen akak Khumaera ehehe ujang maceh lagi sekali na ehehe http://efashi.blogspot.com/2011/06/thanks-untuk-blogger-ni.html; June 30, 2011 at 1:03 PM
nazirulhazwan~ said...[Reply to comment]: aku gatal?agak2 la der, aku insan paling setia dow; June 30, 2011 at 1:04 PM
EZAN IDMA said...[Reply to comment]: pakai baju kurung lagi cantik hehe; June 30, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Isteri Encek Bard said...[Reply to comment]: kalau memuda ieb kena camnie, konfirm kena balik kerusi. miahahhaha; June 30, 2011 at 5:07 PM
FARAH IZWANI RAMLI said...[Reply to comment]: nak carik pasal ye?
ha moh.
eh tapi aku tak seksi.
g carik pasal dengan pompan seksi.
kehkeh; June 30, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Namee Roslan said...[Reply to comment]: terima kasih ujang :D; June 30, 2011 at 11:26 PM
BeloG MTT said...[Reply to comment]: Moral of the story,harus cantik luar dalam.. Erkk .. Hehe

Seksi tu tak semestinya cantik,dan yang tak seksi tu tak semestinya tak seksi & tak cantik.. Haha ^^; August 10, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Rtp Farra Arisha said...[Reply to comment]: yg penting, bukan saja cantik dari luaran, dalaman pun harus cantik/bersih kan kan kannnnnnn!! :)); August 10, 2011 at 3:18 PM
bibi bibo said...[Reply to comment]: hahah , dialog x bleh blah tol .; August 10, 2011 at 6:59 PM

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