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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Orang Kelantan

 Fakhrul  merupakan seorang Kontraktor Rumah dan ke pejabat tanah untuk berjumpa Pegawai Banggunan bernama Puan Lolly





Alkisahnya..




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Fakhrul : Ambo nok mitak kelulusan buat rumoh, lagu mano gak caro dia?

Puan Lolly : Lagu ni, mulo-mulo kita kena tengok pele (pelan) dulu.

Fakhrul : Pele? Ambo ado doh!
Puan Lolly : Mano? Kalu ado wat tubik lah, kawe nok tengok.

Fakhrul : Weh, tak leh! Mano bulih!

Puan Lolly  : Bak po tak lehnyo? cepatlah wat tubik!

Fakhrul : Kalu tak tengok tak leh ko?

Puan Lolly  : Tok leh la!!! kawe nak luluh guano, kalu kawe tak tengok!

Fakhrul : Awoh, ambo malu nak tunjok.

Puan Lolly : Malu bakpo pulak? Pah tu bawok pele wat gapo kalu tak sir tunjok?

Fakhrul : Ehhh! malulah nak tunjok , pele ambo kecik!

Puan Lolly  : Laa! Kecik pun tak po, asa ko cukup syarat!

Fakhrul  : Nak wat tubik nak tunjok kat mano?, orghe rama sini! Malu ambo! Malu weh!

Puan Lolly : La, tak apo! Nak malu ko gapo! Wat tubik letak atas meja kaunter ni pun buleh!

Fakhrul  : Hoh, tengok ni pele kawe....

Puan Lolly  : Awoh....buke pele ni, pele bangune!!! nate babi mu ni..!!!


Sekian...Peace (~_^)v
" Cerita rakyat diedit guna nama kawan-kawan untuk hiburan sendiri "



Moral of the Story
- Jangan fikir lucah jer atau negetif
- jangan gila seks/otak kuning
- tunjuk pele kepada isteri sahaja..('',)


P/S : miss lolly masih berahsia dengan aku maksud CEKA..!!!




83 Orang Memberi Komen & Pendapat

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Yuyu Zulaikha delete March 23, 2011 at 3:29 PM

hahahahaha.. dia suka buat cenggini ^^

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Unknown delete March 23, 2011 at 3:31 PM

palo bapok mung..hahahahhaha..kerah kejung aku!!

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ibu qaleesya delete March 23, 2011 at 3:32 PM

hahahahha mapuh kerah lagu ni... hahahhaa
ceka??? g duk ceka kukse tu bakpo??

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muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahir delete March 23, 2011 at 3:32 PM

lucah!!!!...derm yuuuu..hahaha..demo buleh kecek klate..

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NadiRah delete March 23, 2011 at 3:33 PM

part pesanan last tak leh blah..
lucahhh!!!!! huhu

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SURIA AMANDA delete March 23, 2011 at 3:33 PM

hahahahaha...tumpang gelak samo...

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Syafiq Rosli delete March 23, 2011 at 3:33 PM

ces..bab2 kena kan orang laju je..haha

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KyêrulL delete March 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM

HAHAHAHA.. selamat kawe orang KL.. aduh lawak²

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akufakhrul delete March 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM

HAHAHAHAHA! Gilo punyo Lolly! XD amek ko! gedabak muka kne tempek..

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sugar2 kapas strawberry delete March 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM

hahaha.lucah kalu sapo tok pehe..miahahhaa

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man yusoef delete March 23, 2011 at 3:38 PM

aku tak kira..nak fikir lucah gak..niat ko mesti nak lucah je ni...hahaha...

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Anonymous delete March 23, 2011 at 3:44 PM

ni penangan nak kawen la kuar entry hacul ni...? hahahhaa...

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yanamib delete March 23, 2011 at 3:44 PM

kawe x pahe =_=

eh pesal rosakkan minda pocoyo.??cian dia..dh la comel..x bersalah..kena lak tepek dlm entry lushahh..dem yu! >_<

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No Lan delete March 23, 2011 at 3:48 PM

oit! mano ado orea klatae kecek lagu nim..kito panggil PELAN la..sebab tu jugop kalu buoh MEMPELAM kito panggil buoh paoh bukae buoh memPELE hahahahaha....kuca2 la ujae nim..nok keno sekeh pallo nim haha..

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iezawanza delete March 23, 2011 at 3:49 PM

hahaah.. suko selok ngango baco !!

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@taufiqhelios delete March 23, 2011 at 3:58 PM

ujang gile..hahah!! grrr!! "meh ambo nk pele mu buleh?" #lucah siot ko haha..

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AnakPakZohar delete March 23, 2011 at 3:58 PM

hahahhahaa..... aku tak pikir lain.. aku tak pikir lain.. wkakakaka

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Lunia delete March 23, 2011 at 3:58 PM

hahahah kesian puan lolly.. tak suci dah mate die.. tgk ehem2!

nate babi mu ni!! XD

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Faizal Fredley delete March 23, 2011 at 4:08 PM

bengon mu jang..hahah..aku sekeh gok mung ni..nasib baik x guna nama aku..haha

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emarieys delete March 23, 2011 at 4:12 PM

kecek molek sikit deh....

ganah dih ore kelate nih...

hehehehe

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suria lekatlekit delete March 23, 2011 at 4:17 PM

dia tunjuk plan@ pele apa?? wah mu kecek klate kawe dok pahe Ujang wei

HUKUM MANDI BOGEL
Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim DUA ALAM?

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misza delete March 23, 2011 at 4:20 PM

pele had tu keno bawok la gi mane pong.

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FizA delete March 23, 2011 at 4:24 PM

hahahaa... parah kalau gni..

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Fariehan Ibrahim delete March 23, 2011 at 4:24 PM

haha! lucah gler..xD

kawe ore klate, pehe bena lar! adehhh, ;PP

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fyna ahmad delete March 23, 2011 at 4:32 PM

hahahhaa...sengalnye ujang...saket pewot duk gelak da...

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Ilaasuhailaa delete March 23, 2011 at 4:41 PM

kawe pom pehe jgok..haha..
stju nge FariehanIbrahim [LBC] ..

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Unknown delete March 23, 2011 at 4:44 PM

plawokkkk..plawokkkk..plawokkkk..ahhaah

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miss lolly delete March 23, 2011 at 4:59 PM

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..











ambooo suchiii ambo suchiiii!!!

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darkbatman delete March 23, 2011 at 5:00 PM

hahahaa.. kesian lolly. ujang, sian kt ko gak. sampai sudah xtau godio ceka ..kehkehkeh

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❤Mrs. Myra❤ delete March 23, 2011 at 5:10 PM

ujang suka tau wat cenggini....
grrr~

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Qaseh Dalia delete March 23, 2011 at 5:15 PM

pocoyo adee !!! yeyyy ..gapo dion ni kawe tok pehe lah ...

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Unknown delete March 23, 2011 at 5:37 PM

kahkahkahkah!! senget la mu nihhh
*baru dpt bace sbb pegi training seharian!

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putribongsu delete March 23, 2011 at 5:41 PM

mu ni nak kena teyy....pocoyo tu comel

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Unknown delete March 23, 2011 at 5:49 PM

wehhh~sengal!!!hahaha..tp wat ak gelak ptg2^^

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Unknown delete March 23, 2011 at 5:51 PM

gilo la mu ni ujang...hahahhahha

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Unknown delete March 23, 2011 at 6:00 PM

Ujang2. Gapo dio gak. Lucu lah demo ni. HAHA.

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eyna azmi delete March 23, 2011 at 6:16 PM

hahaha ...nok tubik orat perut aku suko mabo entri uje nih ...

lol la mung nie uje ,,, punoh ..punoh

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sjaa64 delete March 23, 2011 at 6:36 PM

ujang wak lucah lagi....kahkahkah..

tok leh tehe hok tunjuk pe** kepada isteri sahaja..kahkahkah =p

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Anonymous delete March 23, 2011 at 6:36 PM

kahkahkah..hantu betol la

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zEri sAfEerA delete March 23, 2011 at 6:51 PM

kakakakakaka ) last skali plg lawak "nate bab!". hoho

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cik ude hamid delete March 23, 2011 at 6:57 PM

kahkakahkah...ajak rumate budak kelantan baca sekali.berguling2 dia ketawa.hahahahhaa.

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senyumSOYA delete March 23, 2011 at 7:35 PM

ambo ore klate gop~ parok la uje ni ambo bui numbok baru tahu...

p/s : nada graw2 smbil bls kentut~ hehehe

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Unknown delete March 23, 2011 at 8:00 PM

hehe ari2 bc blog ni tp br ari ni sempat nk komen..hahaha ske naw wt cte cmni..hahaha ujang2..

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LittleGurl delete March 23, 2011 at 8:44 PM

hahahaha...lucu la..abeh la kalu ore tok pehe. meme nanyo....hahaha

p/s: meh nak bocor rahsio CEKA tu gapo..;P

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Unknown delete March 23, 2011 at 9:24 PM

aku lambat pikap..aku tak paham..otak aku innocent..

lalalalalala~

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Raden delete March 23, 2011 at 10:32 PM

kawe dop pahe la abe...abe ade pele dop? kawe nk usha..

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Anim Azhari delete March 23, 2011 at 10:36 PM

wakakakaka..suke komen naddia..like banyak3x..

pele ? ape tu ?

adekah sejenis barang ?

~lalalala~

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:: cikNuurul :: delete March 23, 2011 at 11:08 PM

lambat aku nak paham mende ni,dr siang td rpenyer en3 ni,.adehh,ujang,.sengal,..

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cunndaa delete March 23, 2011 at 11:22 PM

adusss.....nok suko pun ade...
malu pun ade bila baca..
ape2pun, juz hiburan n sharing wif another blogger...

kpd sape yg tak tahu... PEL* tu adalah kemaluan lelaki...

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Unknown delete March 24, 2011 at 12:30 AM

tak boleh bla. hahaha. klaka !

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Lollipop Dude delete March 24, 2011 at 2:21 AM

haha! lucah gila!. tapi lawak2. haha!

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Isteri Encek Bard delete March 24, 2011 at 9:01 AM

ujang ieb tak paham bahasa lah, tapi rasa blussing jer pipie nie

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kay_are delete March 24, 2011 at 9:15 AM

rosak minda aku yang sedia suci ni camni.. ahakz!

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qasehraihan delete March 24, 2011 at 9:37 AM

hahaha...gila..mapuha lagu ning gak..

hai jang.

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Ct Arina delete March 24, 2011 at 10:13 AM

ujang pelucah nombo satuuuuuu!!!!

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bobiedanbad delete March 24, 2011 at 2:57 PM

terbaiks...antara semua enrty ko fav aku yg ni...hahahaha dan hahaha

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Pak Aji delete March 24, 2011 at 8:02 PM

ujang ujang.. gigi pak aji jatuh dok ketawa baca entri hang ni..

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Hasnita Hassan delete June 20, 2011 at 2:37 PM

lawak !gigih betul buat lawak cm gini

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syuwai delete October 13, 2011 at 3:30 PM

miahahahaha...

ujang masih seorang yg sengal! haha

akkhrnya dapat juga drop cmmnt kat blog hang, biasanya tunggu sehari pun belum tentu kluar entri hang tau..

:fuh~~

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Anonymous delete March 11, 2012 at 11:27 PM

macam tak logik kot,takkan la dia x paham pele (pelan) dalam loghat kelantan,sednagkan dia bole bertutur dalam loghat kelantan dengan baik sekali...lawak nie x menjadi pada i,idea tu ada cuma x menjadi je sebab kedua2 individu berkenaan mampu bercakap dalam loghat kelantan dengan baik sekali, lawak yang lain bagus cuma lawak nie x masuk akal

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Anonymous delete July 19, 2013 at 3:13 PM

ape pulak..aku org kelantan pun pggil plan tu 'plan' laaa....


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