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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Orang Kelantan

Fakhrul merupakan seorang Kontraktor Rumah dan ke pejabat tanah untuk berjumpa Pegawai Banggunan bernama Puan Lolly

Puan Lolly

Kontraktor Rumah

Alkisahnya..

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Fakhrul : Ambo nok mitak kelulusan buat rumoh, lagu mano gak caro dia?

Puan Lolly : Lagu ni, mulo-mulo kita kena tengok pele (pelan) dulu.

Fakhrul : Pele? Ambo ado doh!

Puan Lolly : Mano? Kalu ado wat tubik lah, kawe nok tengok.

Fakhrul : Weh, tak leh! Mano bulih!

Puan Lolly : Bak po tak lehnyo? cepatlah wat tubik!

Fakhrul : Kalu tak tengok tak leh ko?

Puan Lolly : Tok leh la!!! kawe nak luluh guano, kalu kawe tak tengok!

Fakhrul : Awoh, ambo malu nak tunjok.

Puan Lolly : Malu bakpo pulak? Pah tu bawok pele wat gapo kalu tak sir tunjok?

Fakhrul : Ehhh! malulah nak tunjok , pele ambo kecik!

Puan Lolly : Laa! Kecik pun tak po, asa ko cukup syarat!

Fakhrul : Nak wat tubik nak tunjok kat mano?, orghe rama sini! Malu ambo! Malu weh!

Puan Lolly : La, tak apo! Nak malu ko gapo! Wat tubik letak atas meja kaunter ni pun buleh!

Fakhrul : Hoh, tengok ni pele kawe....

Puan Lolly : Awoh....buke pele ni, pele bangune!!! nate babi mu ni..!!!

Sekian...Peace (~_^)v

" Cerita rakyat diedit guna nama kawan-kawan untuk hiburan sendiri "

Moral of the Story

- Jangan fikir lucah jer atau negetif

- jangan gila seks/otak kuning

- tunjuk pele kepada isteri sahaja..('',)

P/S : miss lolly masih berahsia dengan aku maksud CEKA..!!!

82 Comments

Comments

82 comments:

y u y u Z u l a i k h a said...[Reply to comment]: hahahahaha.. dia suka buat cenggini ^^; March 23, 2011 at 3:29 PM
darxniq said...[Reply to comment]: palo bapok mung..hahahahhaha..kerah kejung aku!!; March 23, 2011 at 3:31 PM
ibu qaleesya said...[Reply to comment]: hahahahha mapuh kerah lagu ni... hahahhaa
ceka??? g duk ceka kukse tu bakpo??; March 23, 2011 at 3:32 PM
muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahir said...[Reply to comment]: lucah!!!!...derm yuuuu..hahaha..demo buleh kecek klate..; March 23, 2011 at 3:32 PM
NadiRah said...[Reply to comment]: part pesanan last tak leh blah..
lucahhh!!!!! huhu; March 23, 2011 at 3:33 PM
SURIA AMANDA said...[Reply to comment]: hahahahaha...tumpang gelak samo...; March 23, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Syafiq Rosli said...[Reply to comment]: ces..bab2 kena kan orang laju je..haha; March 23, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Syuhadah Razali said...[Reply to comment]: awet muda baca nie...haha; March 23, 2011 at 3:34 PM
KyêrulL said...[Reply to comment]: HAHAHAHA.. selamat kawe orang KL.. aduh lawak²; March 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Fakhrul1409 said...[Reply to comment]: HAHAHAHAHA! Gilo punyo Lolly! XD amek ko! gedabak muka kne tempek..; March 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM
sugar2 kapas strawberry said...[Reply to comment]: hahaha.lucah kalu sapo tok pehe..miahahhaa; March 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM
man yusoef said...[Reply to comment]: aku tak kira..nak fikir lucah gak..niat ko mesti nak lucah je ni...hahaha...; March 23, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Finaz Jaafar said...[Reply to comment]: muu ni laaa; March 23, 2011 at 3:40 PM
yatie's EPISODE said...[Reply to comment]: muehehe. mace2 lor. ^^; March 23, 2011 at 3:41 PM
mOoN said...[Reply to comment]: ni penangan nak kawen la kuar entry hacul ni...? hahahhaa...; March 23, 2011 at 3:44 PM
YanaMIB said...[Reply to comment]: kawe x pahe =_=

eh pesal rosakkan minda pocoyo.??cian dia..dh la comel..x bersalah..kena lak tepek dlm entry lushahh..dem yu! >_<; March 23, 2011 at 3:44 PM
ain revival said...[Reply to comment]: tobat ngarut awop nih~; March 23, 2011 at 3:45 PM
kathy said...[Reply to comment]: hahahaha..; March 23, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Akmal Ezzah Alias said...[Reply to comment]: hahaah.. adoh! ambo ore kelate!; March 23, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Norhafiza said...[Reply to comment]: oit! mano ado orea klatae kecek lagu nim..kito panggil PELAN la..sebab tu jugop kalu buoh MEMPELAM kito panggil buoh paoh bukae buoh memPELE hahahahaha....kuca2 la ujae nim..nok keno sekeh pallo nim haha..; March 23, 2011 at 3:48 PM
iezawanza said...[Reply to comment]: hahaah.. suko selok ngango baco !!; March 23, 2011 at 3:49 PM
"Che Ain" said...[Reply to comment]: adoh.. malu sih kecek g 2..; March 23, 2011 at 3:54 PM
~...AmALinA....~ said...[Reply to comment]: sengal la ujanggggg nihh...hadoiii; March 23, 2011 at 3:54 PM
taufiq helios said...[Reply to comment]: ujang gile..hahah!! grrr!! "meh ambo nk pele mu buleh?" #lucah siot ko haha..; March 23, 2011 at 3:58 PM
yad'z said...[Reply to comment]: hahahhahaa..... aku tak pikir lain.. aku tak pikir lain.. wkakakaka; March 23, 2011 at 3:58 PM
azureEn said...[Reply to comment]: hahahah kesian puan lolly.. tak suci dah mate die.. tgk ehem2! =D

nate babi mu ni!! XD; March 23, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Amirah Adnan said...[Reply to comment]: entry lucah..hahaha..; March 23, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Faizal Fredley said...[Reply to comment]: bengon mu jang..hahah..aku sekeh gok mung ni..nasib baik x guna nama aku..haha; March 23, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Syafiq Rosli said...[Reply to comment]: betul2..aku byr weh; March 23, 2011 at 4:10 PM
MamaEma said...[Reply to comment]: kecek molek sikit deh....

ganah dih ore kelate nih...

hehehehe; March 23, 2011 at 4:12 PM
mat ju said...[Reply to comment]: hahaha.. sumak benge..; March 23, 2011 at 4:13 PM
THE LEKAT LEKIT STORY said...[Reply to comment]: dia tunjuk plan@ pele apa?? wah mu kecek klate kawe dok pahe Ujang wei

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Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim DUA ALAM?; March 23, 2011 at 4:17 PM
d_tieah said...[Reply to comment]: Adoi.. :) Tak lucah ke tu?????

Entry Terbaru 1 : Alkisah Sweet Couple Dan Sekuntum Bunga Ros
Entry Terbaru 2 : Giveaway Kerjasama Anati Soki & MFS; March 23, 2011 at 4:19 PM
misza said...[Reply to comment]: pele had tu keno bawok la gi mane pong.; March 23, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Khumaera Ismail aka Habibi Hamid said...[Reply to comment]: hahaha~ujang memang...; March 23, 2011 at 4:21 PM
FizA said...[Reply to comment]: hahahaa... parah kalau gni.. :D; March 23, 2011 at 4:24 PM
FariehanIbrahim [LBC] said...[Reply to comment]: haha! lucah gler..xD

kawe ore klate, pehe bena lar! adehhh, ;PP; March 23, 2011 at 4:24 PM
fyna said...[Reply to comment]: hahahhaa...sengalnye ujang...saket pewot duk gelak da...; March 23, 2011 at 4:32 PM
iLa suHaiLa said...[Reply to comment]: kawe pom pehe jgok..haha..
stju nge FariehanIbrahim [LBC] ..; March 23, 2011 at 4:41 PM
darxniq said...[Reply to comment]: plawokkkk..plawokkkk..plawokkkk..ahhaah; March 23, 2011 at 4:44 PM
si ngokngek said...[Reply to comment]: haha..gila punya lawak...; March 23, 2011 at 4:46 PM
miss lolly said...[Reply to comment]: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

ambooo suchiii ambo suchiiii!!!; March 23, 2011 at 4:59 PM
darkbatman said...[Reply to comment]: hahahaa.. kesian lolly. ujang, sian kt ko gak. sampai sudah xtau godio ceka ..kehkehkeh; March 23, 2011 at 5:00 PM
❤Myra Si Gula-Gula Hati ❤ said...[Reply to comment]: ujang suka tau wat cenggini....
grrr~; March 23, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Qaseh dalia adelia said...[Reply to comment]: pocoyo adee !!! yeyyy ..gapo dion ni kawe tok pehe lah ...; March 23, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Mohamad Idham said...[Reply to comment]: gempak la weyh....hahah; March 23, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Aku Ibu Muda said...[Reply to comment]: sengal ujang!; March 23, 2011 at 5:34 PM
♥sophie♥ said...[Reply to comment]: adehh=.=''; March 23, 2011 at 5:37 PM
mynameismy said...[Reply to comment]: kahkahkahkah!! senget la mu nihhh
*baru dpt bace sbb pegi training seharian!; March 23, 2011 at 5:37 PM
putribongsu said...[Reply to comment]: mu ni nak kena teyy....pocoyo tu comel; March 23, 2011 at 5:41 PM
norhazrina said...[Reply to comment]: wehhh~sengal!!!hahaha..tp wat ak gelak ptg2^^; March 23, 2011 at 5:49 PM
aimullah hanis said...[Reply to comment]: gilo la mu ni ujang...hahahhahha; March 23, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Rabiatul Adawiyah Abd Rahim said...[Reply to comment]: Ujang2. Gapo dio gak. Lucu lah demo ni. HAHA.; March 23, 2011 at 6:00 PM
yan_n.i.m said...[Reply to comment]: kecek klate abih.! haha; March 23, 2011 at 6:15 PM
eyna azmi said...[Reply to comment]: hahaha ...nok tubik orat perut aku suko mabo entri uje nih ...

lol la mung nie uje ,,, punoh ..punoh; March 23, 2011 at 6:16 PM
jaa64 said...[Reply to comment]: ujang wak lucah lagi....kahkahkah..

tok leh tehe hok tunjuk pe** kepada isteri sahaja..kahkahkah =p; March 23, 2011 at 6:36 PM
cik ayin said...[Reply to comment]: kahkahkah..hantu betol la; March 23, 2011 at 6:36 PM
zEri sAfEerA said...[Reply to comment]: kakakakakaka :)) last skali plg lawak "nate bab!". hoho; March 23, 2011 at 6:51 PM
ilham_un said...[Reply to comment]: kahkakahkah...ajak rumate budak kelantan baca sekali.berguling2 dia ketawa.hahahahhaa.; March 23, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Eazy Izzuddin said...[Reply to comment]: hahahaha....
adoiii..
pele

:P; March 23, 2011 at 7:15 PM
senyumSOYA said...[Reply to comment]: ambo ore klate gop~ parok la uje ni ambo bui numbok baru tahu...

p/s : nada graw2 smbil bls kentut~ hehehe; March 23, 2011 at 7:35 PM
Along Usop said...[Reply to comment]: tetap.. =.=; March 23, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Khairul Atikah @ Cik Yuki said...[Reply to comment]: hehe ari2 bc blog ni tp br ari ni sempat nk komen..hahaha ske naw wt cte cmni..hahaha ujang2..; March 23, 2011 at 8:00 PM
LittleGurl said...[Reply to comment]: hahahaha...lucu la..abeh la kalu ore tok pehe. meme nanyo....hahaha

p/s: meh nak bocor rahsio CEKA tu gapo..;P; March 23, 2011 at 8:44 PM
wath said...[Reply to comment]: aku lambat pikap..aku tak paham..otak aku innocent..

lalalalalala~; March 23, 2011 at 9:24 PM
Naddia said...[Reply to comment]: kawe dop pahe la abe...abe ade pele dop? kawe nk usha..; March 23, 2011 at 10:32 PM
hanim azhari said...[Reply to comment]: wakakakaka..suke komen naddia..like banyak3x..

pele ? ape tu ?

adekah sejenis barang ?

~lalalala~; March 23, 2011 at 10:36 PM
HATYCIKNUURUL said...[Reply to comment]: lambat aku nak paham mende ni,dr siang td rpenyer en3 ni,.adehh,ujang,.sengal,..; March 23, 2011 at 11:08 PM
cunndaa said...[Reply to comment]: adusss.....nok suko pun ade...
malu pun ade bila baca..
ape2pun, juz hiburan n sharing wif another blogger...

kpd sape yg tak tahu... PEL* tu adalah kemaluan lelaki...; March 23, 2011 at 11:22 PM
EZAN IDMA said...[Reply to comment]: tak boleh bla. hahaha. klaka !; March 24, 2011 at 12:30 AM
lea said...[Reply to comment]: hahahahaha......lucah2; March 24, 2011 at 2:08 AM
LolliPop duDe said...[Reply to comment]: haha! lucah gila!. tapi lawak2. haha!; March 24, 2011 at 2:21 AM
Isteri Yang Comel said...[Reply to comment]: ujang ieb tak paham bahasa lah, tapi rasa blussing jer pipie nie; March 24, 2011 at 9:01 AM
kay_are said...[Reply to comment]: rosak minda aku yang sedia suci ni camni.. ahakz!; March 24, 2011 at 9:15 AM
qasehraihan said...[Reply to comment]: hahaha...gila..mapuha lagu ning gak..hihi

hai jang.; March 24, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Ct Arina said...[Reply to comment]: ujang pelucah nombo satuuuuuu!!!!; March 24, 2011 at 10:13 AM
bobiedanbad said...[Reply to comment]: terbaiks...antara semua enrty ko fav aku yg ni...hahahaha dan hahaha; March 24, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Fuuyooh said...[Reply to comment]: ujang ujang.. gigi pak aji jatuh dok ketawa baca entri hang ni..; March 24, 2011 at 8:02 PM
SEPUTEH QASEH MURNI AFIRA said...[Reply to comment]: hahahaha..t'batuk2 haku bce...sengal..; June 13, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Hani Hempedu. said...[Reply to comment]: lawak !gigih betul buat lawak cm gini :P; June 20, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Penggemar Coklat said...[Reply to comment]: miahahahaha...

ujang masih seorang yg sengal! haha

akkhrnya dapat juga drop cmmnt kat blog hang, biasanya tunggu sehari pun belum tentu kluar entri hang tau..

:fuh~~; October 13, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Anonymous said...[Reply to comment]: macam tak logik kot,takkan la dia x paham pele (pelan) dalam loghat kelantan,sednagkan dia bole bertutur dalam loghat kelantan dengan baik sekali...lawak nie x menjadi pada i,idea tu ada cuma x menjadi je sebab kedua2 individu berkenaan mampu bercakap dalam loghat kelantan dengan baik sekali, lawak yang lain bagus cuma lawak nie x masuk akal; March 11, 2012 at 11:27 PM

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