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Monday, May 30, 2011

Bila Gua Menjadi DOKTOR

Kisah 2 (sekitar di perhimpunan satu juta belia)


Pagi tadi gua dah cerita kisah gua dengan abang Askar kan..yang pasal gua bunuh skuad elit tu. ..

Derm..tak baca lagi ker..tengok SINI

Jadi kali ini gua nak cerita kisah gua jadi DOKTOR pulak..masa ni gua pergi ker Hospital Askar..


Gua wusha dari jauh pesakit bernama Izamir ni...


Gua try tengok penyakit apa IZAMIR kena ni...rupanya kanser PAYUDARA


Tiba-tiba abang ASKAR ni umumkan

Askar : Mangsa sekarang perlukan seorang DOKTOR untuk merawat kanser PAYUDARAnya..sesiapa yang ada kemahiran DOKTOR tolong tampilkan diri untuk merawat mangsa

gua dengan konfiden pergi tegur abang askar tu(padahal takda kemahiran doktor)


Ujang : Bang bang...saya hebat bang..., biar saya repiar payudara dia bang

Askar : Kau biar betul..., takpa2...aku percaya dekat kau...


Mula-mula gua pegang-pegang dulu PAYUDARA si Izamir ni

 
Askar : kau buat apa tu woi..!!!

Ujang : sabar la gila..!!!



Lepas tu gua cucuk-cucuk PAYUDARA dia..



Lepas tu gua buang PAYUDARA si Izamir




Last sekali korang nak tau apa jadi......???

Tengok gambar bawah ni....





Last sekali Izamir mati kerana gua memang niat nak membunuh dia...,


Askar : woi mati dah budak tu...??

Ujang : dah bang..sori la bang...silap saya.

Askar : takpa2...aku suka dia mati...

Sampai sekarang gua tak pasti kenapa abang askar tu suka Izamir mati...mungkin dia benci Izamir tu kot, kerana Izamir ni peminat Man U



Sekian...Peace (~_^)v

Kesimpulannya

Hebat tak gua kalau jadi Doktor..



Jurugambar : YanaMIB 


P/S : lepas ni gua bersama Hantu pulak kot...



41 Orang Memberi Komen & Pendapat

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zaMir delete May 30, 2011 at 2:18 PM

Dr. Ujang....nkal btul la doktor nih..

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cikcleopatra delete May 30, 2011 at 2:19 PM

hahah..aku pon jadi doktor gak semalam kat hari belia!! siap jadi askar nek kete kebal lg..lagi, polis trapik..dan lain2..hahah.

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JMR delete May 30, 2011 at 2:21 PM

weih, mana ko buang payudara tu? ada org mintak..

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Syafiq Salim delete May 30, 2011 at 2:21 PM

Terbaik laa jlan cite kaw ujang...
Sek baik tek terluncas sebut saiz payudara izamir... haha...

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Aini Azman delete May 30, 2011 at 2:22 PM

aku suka jalan cerita nih!!!like2

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Fareha Rahmat (Bos Besar) delete May 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM

aduhai,pelawak tol la ko ni ujang hahaha

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Cik Puan Izan❤ delete May 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM

kalo ujang jadi doc abis mati sumer org...kehkehkeh...

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zikeryhassan delete May 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM

kesian izamir dah mati dikerjakan ujang. muhahahaha

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Izamir Ridzwan delete May 30, 2011 at 2:25 PM

hahah cilaks.... weh apa cerita sebenar di sebalik gmbar..??

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Mak Jemah delete May 30, 2011 at 2:27 PM

pakat mati abeh laa sapa jadi patient Dr. Ujang..

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Lydia Miza delete May 30, 2011 at 2:29 PM

doktor ujang hny pakar dlm epnyakit ni saja ke?hehe

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risa delete May 30, 2011 at 2:32 PM

mak aihhhhh...ko memang le ujang
bab2 dara ke payu ke ko memang dah expert kannn...belasah mau??
ekekeke...toksah berangan nak jadi dokter lah adik oiii...pi jadi dokter dak yana udah ler

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Along Usop delete May 30, 2011 at 2:32 PM

selamat... wakakakakakakakakakak...

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Unknown delete May 30, 2011 at 2:36 PM

kesian kak yana kene layan doctor sorg ni. haha

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Puteri Katek delete May 30, 2011 at 2:37 PM

mati???? TIDAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
hahahahahahaa...

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Muslimah Optimis delete May 30, 2011 at 2:39 PM

hahaha.. lawak la..riso je puteri katek kalo IR mati..hihihi..

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faizalnizam delete May 30, 2011 at 2:40 PM

gua suka kat sentimen bola sepak di hujung entri ni. hahahaha.

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mas saari delete May 30, 2011 at 2:46 PM

sangat kejam doktor ni...hahahahaha

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Puan Eka delete May 30, 2011 at 3:20 PM

dah komen kat kak yana..
kau memang takdo bakat jadi dokter.hahahaha

bila IR ada barah payudara...haha

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Unknown delete May 30, 2011 at 3:24 PM

weh gambar ko je! yana belakang tabir je ke? demmmm...

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blog-tips-kurus delete May 30, 2011 at 3:52 PM

'repiar' payudara dia? ish! ish!

*kitorang pon ade gmbr kat spital askar ni. (jakun sekejap!) :-)

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Sabihah delete May 30, 2011 at 4:16 PM

kejam2..kecian si izamir nih..heheh

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Anonymous delete May 30, 2011 at 4:23 PM

haha,,, tak kacak la ko jadik dokter bedah... dokter merapu je kot ;-D

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emarieys delete May 30, 2011 at 4:46 PM

gaya nak bedah seperti nak makan jer...

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mrs kayrul delete May 30, 2011 at 4:59 PM

dah macam orang tengah makan stik rupe nie...hahahhaha

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MissNadia delete May 30, 2011 at 5:22 PM

wahh.. confident habis sampai mati.. uhh seramm

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Unknown delete May 30, 2011 at 5:28 PM

wah lelaki pon kanser payudara ek...hehe habislah kalau abg ujang jadi doktor...mati semua patient dia..wakaka

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cik sakura delete May 30, 2011 at 5:49 PM

tamat sudah riwayat..ish2 dr ujang ni..

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CikPuanWanda delete May 31, 2011 at 9:18 AM

xde bakat sungguh jdik doktor..da nmpk mcm chef :P


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